Here’s the hot wizard chick from Harry Potter in a black bikini in Jamaica yesterday morning. Pasty-looking, titty-lacking, poor posture, ordinary face…in other words, boring. But in nerd translation though: HOT.

Now why am I posting this shit? It’s not because I have nerd standards. I honestly I don’t care about her crappy crap-sacks in a bikini. I just want to boink her ‘coz she’s got magical powers. That’s fuckin’ hot.

Let me ask you this. What sucks worse than a half-assed titty-slip? Answer: An almost titty-slip by Britain’s lovely rose, Emma Watson. Well, what could suck worse than that? Not having any at all. So while these may be a bit crappy, you gotta make use of what you got.

We got the missing piece anyway. Remember her ‘wardrobe malfunction’ last week? Now we got the other end of the deal! Sweet!

Well hot damn! Emma Watson, how you doin’?! Hanging out with nerds with broomsticks definitely did you good. The dress says it all: I’m old-fashioned and I’m cordial but I prefer dicks over a cup of tea. Okay before you sick fucks feel all guilty-like and shit whacking over these pics, she’s already in the legal age. So it’s all good.

Now what we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s all get over her granny panties and just check out her lovely lady lumps. What? Atleast she’s wearing panties. On the other hand, she can do better without ‘em too.

You know this hoe. She’s the hot young slut who wore see-through panties and threw the paps an upskirt party for her 18th birthday. Emma Watson is every booger-picking nerd’s diaper creamer since that wizard movie first came out but since it’s a barely legal boner, you bastards don’t want to mess with that shit.

But since she’s already 18, I think I have every right to drool over these almost nipple slip pics of her going out with an equally hot chick. Well what do ‘ya know…I was running out of scenarios but thanks for visual. It’s gonna be two teen lesbians in my dreams tonight.

Pathetic attempt for a headline, I know. But it stays. I think we all know we’ve resisted too much. And now that Emma Watson’s FINALLY turned eighteen, us you borderline phedos and booger-picking Harry Potter nerdo fanatics out there won’t feel guilty anymore jacking off your ‘brooms’ with this British babe. Fuck wizardry, these upskirt photos of her just-turned-18 bushy beaver is enough to make me do my own ‘black magic’.

Invade Emma Watson’s private property as seen in a sexy black see-through panties in these upskirt photos.