Archive for the ‘Naomi Campbell’ Category
Naomi Campbell’s Pussy Upskirt
18/08/2009 posted in Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs without Underwear, Drama Queen, Drunk Celebs, Naomi Campbell by: Mike
I’ve seen a lot of pussies in my life, but I really have no fuckin’ idea what’s going on under that dress. Why? Just why? I think it would take more than a damn gynecologist or a CSI to explain what that ash-gray crotch goiter that is Naomi Campbell’s pussy is but somehow it strikes me as something that would smell like a back alleyway dumpster jizz in a ghetto hood. It also looks like a cross-breed of Sharon Stone’s wang and Chyna’s mini-peen, except it’s a dusty shade of black. There’s a reason why panties are invented, you nasty hoe.
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Naomi Campbell’s Tits On A Starry Night
13/04/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Naomi Campbell by: Mike
Meet Starlight, a midnight shift hooker giving blowjobs at alleyways for $10 a pop. Nah, just kidding. This ebony beauty slutting up your screens is Naomi Campbell minus her Russian Billionaire Pepaw. When the cat is away the bitch will turn back into her old ways. Okay I won’t try and trashtalk a golddigger finding true love, ‘coz that’s what this hoe felt when she laid eyes on the money dude.
“Sources said, “Vlad is like Naomi in that he likes to have fun. But he is also a very gentle, very calm person and that makes Naomi calm. She is in a good phase of her life now because she is living a big love story.”
“[Naomi] said it was love at first sight and he is completely in love with her. He thinks she is a goddess and Naomi believes she finally has found the right man.” -Glam Boulevard
It was love at first sight alright, the people even witnessed hearing the ka-ching! sound from her eyes at the very day she found true love.
