Archive for the ‘Drunk Celebs’ Category
Naomi Campbell’s Pussy Upskirt
18/08/2009 posted in Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs without Underwear, Drama Queen, Drunk Celebs, Naomi Campbell by: Mike
I’ve seen a lot of pussies in my life, but I really have no fuckin’ idea what’s going on under that dress. Why? Just why? I think it would take more than a damn gynecologist or a CSI to explain what that ash-gray crotch goiter that is Naomi Campbell’s pussy is but somehow it strikes me as something that would smell like a back alleyway dumpster jizz in a ghetto hood. It also looks like a cross-breed of Sharon Stone’s wang and Chyna’s mini-peen, except it’s a dusty shade of black. There’s a reason why panties are invented, you nasty hoe.
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Katie Price And Her Rock Hard Tits Out Partying
20/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Drunk Celebs, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Katie Price, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Sweet Jeezus. If those huge honkers won’t kill you in one punch then I don’t know what would. Those twins are made of steel and by the looks of it, they’re begging for a hot cum-shower in a back alley dumpster.
Here’s Katie Price and her drunk tits after a party in London last weekend. I’m surprised that no matter how her tiny dress can’t contain the massiveness of her funbags, it still managed to go through the night without a titty slip. But the real surprise here is that she’s not on her knees topless and giving her manwhore a blowjob.
Ashlee Simpson Drunk-Bashed Michelle Tranchtenberg
08/06/2009 posted in Ashlee Simpson, Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Drunk Celebs, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
In other classy news, Dumbo’s slutty sister ASShlee Simpson is half the attention whore her fat sister is when drunk. Her douchey garden gnome of a husband, Pete Wentz and she went at an event and was seated next to his ex-girlfriend, Michelle Trachtenberg. Things were cordial at first but after a few drinks, she reportedly started to show her true self by jumping on Pete’s lap and started grinding like a stripper. Page Six explains more of the fun:
“Things got out of control,” an insider was quoted. An increasingly loud Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance while staring directly at Michelle and hurling insults at her.
“She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting,” a witness told the Web site.
Things reached a climax when Simpson screamed at a confused Trachtenberg, “I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was [fucking] him!” -Page Six
Damn. That slut. Pete’s gnome dick is probably as thick as the branches of the lawn tree he lives in for ASShlee to be talking shit like that with passion.
A Warrant Of Arrest For Lindsay Lohan’s Cokey Ass
16/03/2009 posted in Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Drug Addicts, Drunk Celebs, Hollywood Gossip, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
A face only a glass of Red Bull spiked with coke could love. Lindsay HoeHan’s coke-licking days out of SamRo’s ass is about to end, thanks for Bev Hills police ruining this skank’s fun. Hollyscoop explains this fuckery:
“In response to media inquiries, [the] Beverly Hills Police Department is confirming a warrant was in fact issued today [March 13] for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan. The $50,000 warrant issued by the Beverly Hills Superior Court stems from a May 2007 arrest of Miss Lohan for DUI and hit-and-run.
“The circumstances leading to the issuance of the warrant by the court are not readily available at this time. It is our hope that Miss Lohan will surrender herself so that this matter will be resolved in a timely manner.” -Hollyscoop
Apparently, Hoehan’s not hearing that shit because not even a trace of cokelet drops or a leak of SamRo’s dyke jizz from her sheer leggings has been seen on the streets of Beverly Hills. If the police wants this bitch, they should take her gayelle lover to an obgyny to vacuum Hoehan out of that pussy hiding place.
Britney Spears drunk at Christian Audigier
25/05/2008 posted in Britney Spears, Celebrity Scandal, Christian Audigier, Drunk Celebs, Hollywood Gossip by: Mike
Britney Spears just got back from Mel Gibson´s house in Costa Rica and it didnt take her too long to perform another publicity stunt. Just five days ago we reported about the leaked sextape of Britney Spears and now she got completly drunk at Christian Audigier´s birthday party. Look how bored and drunk she is in these pictures. Britney is really becoming a class act on her own.
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