Because Twitter also serves as a fuckin’ portal to things that are horrific and distressful, here’s Courtney Love covering her cokey tits and showing off her trashy 5-dollar hooker tats in Twitter. There should be rules against this kind of skankery.

Though I personally would rather see a pic of an alley rat shitting itself, I’m posting this crap anyway for the zero of you who gives a flying fuck about this zombie whore.

In his ongoing attempt to ruin his daughter’s career(or whatever’s left of it) and to destroy her down to her last rotten cell, Father of The Year Michael Lohan released another audio tape from his collection of ‘Lindsay’s Best Hits Down Memory Lane’ aka recorded phone conversations between him, her and his wife Dina Lohan. Basically, the tape is saying that Lilo is not only a murderer but a home-wrecker as well. Radar will tell more of this homicide fuckery:

“And she was dating Heath when he died,” Dina reveals to Michael. “I don’t know if you know that, but I know cause I would drop her off and they were friends very, very close, ok?”…

Dina told Michael about the relationship because she was afraid for Lindsay’s life too: “Because when she’s drunk or takes an Adderall with it she will do something like Heath Ledger did in a second without thinking.”
Lindsay’s mother was also worried about her relationship with Samantha Ronson, telling Michael that she thought Lindsay should walk away but it wasn’t that easy of a decision for her daughter. “It’s very easy for a rational person to say. But for an irrational person who has a problem with her DNA and alcohol and Adderall and asthma and every other things she’s got wrong with her.” -Radar

Ya’all have to give me a moment here fellas ‘coz I’m still trying to figure out which one of these juicy information is the actual news. Lilo the suicidal whore or Lilo the murderer? From what i know, this hoe’s been killing our eyes everyday with the image of her rotten saggy tits and vajayjay. As for being a whore, c’mon now. Even that deaf and mute day-shift sidewalk hooker from your workplace has a picture of Lilo stuffed in her bra for everyday motivation. The only one who doesn’t know about this baboonery is that guy who just crawled out from under that rock.

Ooohhh to be that chunk of food about to hop in that little cokewhore’s diseased-ridden mouth. It suprises me that she can still lift a fork after all and didn’t resort to snorting her food all the way. You know she’d definitely do that shit after the stash runs dry. That banner pic up there is what a carpet muncher looks like while licking the taco. Sorry, I just had to go there.

Here’s Lindsay Hoehan trying something different out of the blue at E Baldi in Beverly Hills, because something like this doesn’t happen everyday in Hollyworld. I threw in a pic of her hard nippies to calm you horny bastards down. Don’t mention it.

Our favorite crackie from Camden finally resurfaced after months of hibernating her rotting skeleton in the island of St. Lucia. And although these pics may bring out some feeling of guilt, shame and awkwardness in your no-no, allow a few minutes for this majestic sight to sink in to your skin while patting your no-no and assuring it that everything will be alright.

Here she is taking out her brand-new tits all over London town last night. You know there’s still hope for humanity when Amy Winehouse actually looks fuckable after a boob job.

Here’s Lindsay Hoehan’s titty slip Part 219,392. Because what better way to greet the week than to see some cokey tits attached to a shriveled-up carpet muncher, right? Wrong! I’d have a better hard-on seeing Barney the vomit-colored homo dinosaur rubbing it’s own tits. True story.

More of Lilo’s titty bitties making another appearance while at a clothing store, reminding us that Halloween’s just around the block.

The rabid coochie-flashing cokewhore that is Kate Moss has once again gave the paps an upskirt view last night while getting out of the car. Surprisingly, last night was also the first time in her life to discover what fresh panties are. So the day is saved, no retinas harmed, everybody’s a winner.

Well played, white panties. Well played.

Take a good look at these pics of Lilo in a white bikini. Does her sagging ass and crypt-keeper body give you a boner? If it does, you just might be one of the few lucky fuckers ‘coz as I am currently marinating my ass in my seat trying to write something blog-worthy about this cokewhore, she’s out there somewhere deciding if she would do Playboy or not. Sure why the fuck not. By exposing her god awful nekkid body, maybe that could land her a job playing the role of Gollum if some dumbass director decides to do a remake. Hollyscoop will tell you more of this fuckery ‘coz i can’t.

“Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been offered $900,000 to pose nude for Playboy! Australian tabloid The Day claims the mag initially offered Lilo half a million to pose nude, but she turned it down. But Playboy has reportedly upped the ante to $900K, and we hear she’s considering it! Sources say, “Playboy has been asking her for years, but it’s only now she’s excited about doing it.” -Hollyscoop

Okay. Two things. One, is there any living thing on earth who hasn’t seen Lilo’s beefjerky of a cooter? And two..seriously? How many sharks does Playboy have to jump to bury themselves balls-deep in the crapper?? Somewhere in his wheelchair, Larry Flint is totally jacking off over all this.

Fresh from the loony bin, Mischa Barton paraded around town in a see-through top, skirt and a pair of uggs. I mean really, why do girls wear uggs? Whenever I see someone wearing that godawful mess, it makes me want to drown kittens. I dated this chick once and when I finally got her naked, she pulled out her damn uggs from under her bed, wore it and proceeded to give me oral. Dude I swear my meathammer immediately hid between my balls and wouldn’t want to do shit with a pussy in uggs. So I started imagining all kinds of kinky stuff in my head but it was the most awkward moment not even Megan Fox can save. Uggs is my dick’s fuckin’ cryptonite.

Here’s the suicidal chick from the tv series,The OC , strolling the streets and searching the meaning of life. It looks to me that her head’s not the only thing she lost–her bra too.

I’m not sure if these pics of Lilo are recent or old school but I’m guessing they’re pretty old ‘coz they didn’t give my retina a bloody beatdown. Seeing her looking like a hot little pussy in a leopard-print bikini with those crazy side-boobs is actually giving me a boner right now. Ha! Who would’ve thought. Now all that this cheap slag has got is a boney ass and coke belly. That’s one of the downside of quitting the sausage for taco, you don’t get enough sustenance in the body.

See if she kept getting screwing guys, she wouldn’t have lost it. C’mon, everybody knows a guy’s sperm keeps a woman’s body healthy. But yeeah, she’d probably still die early from std.

Sonofabitch. This foul cunt is still alive? I thought she overdosed from drugs or something. My bad. Lindsay Hoehan posted this boring crap in her Twitter with a note saying boredom led her to do it. Slut please. It’s more like a pathetic attempt for attention. If she posted a pic of a gecko with it’s skin peeled off I wouldn’t have notice the difference. Somebody kill it already!

Dude I swear if you managed to cum looking at this shit, then you have more imagination than me. That or you really are a sick tasteless bastard.