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Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book

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Apparently there are other things Lindsay Hoehan wanted to do with her life apart from her dream of being that one porn star who passes out on the set from snorting coke out of ten black dude’s ass before giving them rimjobs, she decided it was time to author a book. That’s a big dream Lindsay. Perhaps you can first try reading a book.

“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?” -via E! News

At this rate, I’m pretty sure all that book would be about are sketches of red bull, stick figures performing 69, coke and if we’re lucky, a title. Dan Brown better pack it up ‘coz he ain’t got shit on this one.

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Paris Hilton’s Panty Upskirt Part 624,283

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Ah yes. Ofcourse. Do we seriously need a story behind this shit? Exactly.

Panty shots. Thumbs. ‘Ya’ll know the ropes.

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Paris Hilton’s Almost Upskirt At Macy’s In L.A.

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Because it’s the spirit of herpes Christmas, Parasite Hilton slipped her lanky mantis-like body in a Skanky Claus outfit yesterday at Macy’s in L.A. I take it her tool of a boyfriend finally took a breather from her disease-ridden ass ‘coz here she is trying to score a dick to land on her lap. Sneaky motherfucker!

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Lindsay Lohan Munching On A Salad In Beverly Hills

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Ooohhh to be that chunk of food about to hop in that little cokewhore’s diseased-ridden mouth. It suprises me that she can still lift a fork after all and didn’t resort to snorting her food all the way. You know she’d definitely do that shit after the stash runs dry. That banner pic up there is what a carpet muncher looks like while licking the taco. Sorry, I just had to go there.

Here’s Lindsay Hoehan trying something different out of the blue at E Baldi in Beverly Hills, because something like this doesn’t happen everyday in Hollyworld. I threw in a pic of her hard nippies to calm you horny bastards down. Don’t mention it.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Titty Slip At A Clothing Store

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Here’s Lindsay Hoehan’s titty slip Part 219,392. Because what better way to greet the week than to see some cokey tits attached to a shriveled-up carpet muncher, right? Wrong! I’d have a better hard-on seeing Barney the vomit-colored homo dinosaur rubbing it’s own tits. True story.

More of Lilo’s titty bitties making another appearance while at a clothing store, reminding us that Halloween’s just around the block.

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