Gawddamn. GAWDDAMN! Now this is what I’m talking about. Two hot lipstick lesbians in some kinky roleplaying shit, fondling their vajayjays and showing off their fur patch. I’m not sure when these pics took place but I’ve heard it’s back from when Dita Von Teese was still building up the ladder to classy whoredom.

Here’s Dita and some model who’s either latina or black or both in some 1999 lesbo photoshoot. I threw in a backpussy pic somewhere. Don’t mention it.

Sie macht mich hart! Dita Von Teese in nothing but suspenders and stockings in an upcoming German edition for Playboy will make any man speak german. It’s one of her sexiest ever move, wearing almost nothing but her signature red lipstick. For all you sick bondage lovers out there, you’ll get a knack at this month’s issue. Flick through and find this hot American burlesque queen sprawled on a red couch showing off her immaculate chesticles with her hands tied and placed between her legs eyeing a black old-fashioned telephone—probably waiting for me to call for our daily steamy phone sex. In her other photos, she wears an ill-fitting corset, white gloves and black boots while throwing her usual “come hither” gaze at the camera. The 36-year old sex-on-corset goddess recently confessed that she sometimes strips for cash in her teens.

Good to know we have something in common, I’m stripping for Dan in Accounting while I’m typing this.