Archive for the ‘Desperate Celebrities’ Category
Lindsay Lohan’s Sideboob Candids
03/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Lilo took her sagging side-boobs for an afternoon walk in LA yesterday and boy do those side-boobs remind me of my grandma’s arm flabs when she puts some pepper on my pasta. I’m really all for young chicks with a bra phobia but this slut is a tragedy.
I swear that by 40, her boobs would be so fuckin’ elastic she could tuck them into her waistband. Hmmm…on the other hand, that solves all our problems.
Heidi Montag’s Ass In A Bikini
26/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Desperate Celebrities, Heidi Montag, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here are pics of these two asshats dry-humping each other while every living creature at the beach is dry-heaving. Is it wrong to be be turned on by Horsey Montag’s ass? It does look fuckable after all. But then the image of Spencer Pratt is enough to put me back in my place.
No way in hell am I gonna want to fuck that ass that dickwad sticked his tiny peen in. I might get Douchebag Syndrome. And that shit’s as funny as anal cancer.
Heidi Montag Nude In Playboy
17/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Heidi Montag, Nude Celebrities by: Mike
In other useless celebrity news, I never thought I’d see the day when Playboy has officially jumped the damn shark by putting Heidi Montag on the cover of this month’s issue. What’s worse is that they took the risk, paid her a decent amount of money all for a half-assed semi-nudity. What the fuck?? Playboy without the full frontal is like beer without alcohol. To make things worse, they chose this vapid cunt when we all know she should be on the cover of an equestrian mag. This is all kinds of fail. I’m smelling old man Heff’s retirement train boarding pretty soon.
Well for what it’s worth, here’s Horsey Montag’s nude pics for Playboy. Damn, what happened to the ‘tits and ass guaranteed or get your money back’ policy?
Kim Kardashian In Loose Shirt And Baggy Jeans
31/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Wait a minute. Didn’t this slut just get her ass dumped two days ago by her long-time sex machine of a boyfriend, Reggie Bush? Then can somebody tell me as to why the fuckity fuck she’s wearing his baggy jeans? Man, I thought I already had a chance. I went black for her and thought I would never go back but she’s really playing with my feelings here.
Oh wait, don’t tell me she got a new guy motorboating her monster ass…MC Hammer???
Oh no she didn’t!
Oh yes she did.
God Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Single
29/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Attention to all you ass-loving fuckers! Take your dick out of your mom’s blow-dryer, hop on the next train to California and be on the lookout for an ass the size of Zimbabwe ‘coz Reggie Bush just quit that bitch. The Insider explains this shit:
“A rep for Kardashian confirms to People.com reports that the two have broken up. As for the reason for their split, a source tells the mag: “They never get to see each other, ever. It’s been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it’s tough.”
Well, it looks like there’s one lonely monster ass out there in need of some TLC. So if you’re craving for some massive motorboating and if you’ve got a black cock, it just might be your lucky day. But since I’m a white guy, you guys go ahead without me. I’m fine. It’s just a piece of ass. No, no hard feelings.
Phil, hardware store. Now! Mahogany 6 like last time.
