Archive for the ‘Desperate Celebrities’ Category
Christina Aguilera’s Tranny Barfday Costume
22/12/2008 posted in Christina Aguilera, Desperate Celebrities by: Mike
I mean, why is this fugly tranny clown doing this to us, really? In these photos, she dresses up in a horrendous outfit which she calls A Clockwork Orange(more like a clockwork whorange) theme looking like Boy George about to divulge in a gang rape–with that cane and crappy eye makeup. My nasty clown nightmares in the dark just came alive when I saw this tacky tramp. I don’t give a crap if those are swarovskis dangling on her eyelids, I would’ve given her credit if she painted her costume with black stripes and showed up as Beetlejuice instead since she almost nailed the look. All this useless fuckery for her 28th barfday! I am not amused.
At first glance she looks like Lady Gaga after getting banged in the ass by wild horses in this costume which imo doesn’t look much of a difference from her everyday dragqueen wear. The skank’s wardrobe is as bad as her singing talent. I mean cmon, all you can hear in her songs is just air or moans in a high note–either or.
Jenny From The Block’s Ass Is Back. YAWN.
09/12/2008 posted in Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Jennifer Lopez by: Mike
Apparently, her meatbags got bigger too. The self-absorbed homewrecker J.Lo skank with absolutely no talent showed her trademark “fuck me” face at the Premiere of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Los Angeles without her balding skeletal snot-nosed houseband. Everybody knows the rumors that she got her whole body (pink taco included) made up after she spouted twins is true. Yawn. Well shit, at least everything about her is big. BIG bust, BIG ass, BIG douchebag for a husband and a BIG reminder that plastic surgery is NOT in any way a talent skill.
Jessica Simpson at the LAX airport
30/05/2008 posted in Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
Ohh the little desperate beauty Jessica Simspon is back in town. She arrived earlier today at the LAX airport, Los Angeles. Jessica wears really tight jeans and the cowboy hat that makes her look like a real “Coyote Ugly” girl if you remember those. Too bad she isnt as sexy as she used to be at all. Nick should get back as soon as possible and give her some cock to play with. I cant stand those desperate celebrity pictures anymore.
