The senile multi-billionare old fart reportedly has had his eyes on this Ukranian mail-order-girlfriend model for a while now, causing friction to his three bleached, fake tits-and-ass girlfriends. Uh-oh…it’s the blondes versus the brunette. Old man Heff is really scraping the bottom of the barrel and losing his cheap taste in his whores to a little classier, more natural and definitely wilder bitch.

Check out these photos of Dasha Astafieva, Heff’s hot new bunny. I don’t clearly understand why she pulled down her thongs and showed her crack to the paps in these photos but big deal! She’s a Playboy skank, what can you expect??