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Venus Williams Ass Upskirt At The Australian Open 2010

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Not to be outwhored by her big(and I mean biiiiig) sister, here’s Venus Williams exposing her giant ass while at the Australian Open 2010 yesterday. Oh I’d tap that ass, don’t get me wrong.

But if I have to make a crucial decision, I mean between her and Serena, I always choose the one who doesn’t make me visualize boinking a gorilla.

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Serena Williams’ Boob Slip In Barbados

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What the fuckity fuck fuck??!

I so did not need to see this. Everybody loves a titty slip right? But on a human. Not a whale or a silverback gorilla. See, somebody needs to sit Serena Williams‘ colossal ass down and explain to her that this is not the safari, that she can’t just expose her tits in the way she does in the jungle every time her ass is in the mood for some hot animalistic dick-mincing.

This all kinds of foul, seriously. Now if you’ll excuse me while I go sit in a corner and hug a baby bunny while I weep.

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Serena Williams Nude On ESPN’s Body Issue Cover

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Good Lord! I thought I would never see the day when an actual primate would be featured on the cover of a sports magazine without practically wearing any of those cute little human outfits made for animals. Atleast they threw in a wig in that shot to make it look more exciting. Yeah…what are the chances huh? It’s like when Nat Geo meets Hustler.

What do you get?? Serena Williams on ESPN’s ‘Body Issue’ cover.

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Serena Williams Is Bootyful In A Bikini

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Okay, I know I used to bitch about how this hot ebony monster looks like a more masculine version of Jamie Fox in a wig but after seeing these pics of her at the beach, I think I’m inlove…with that ass. THAT ass! It’s bootyful. It’s fuckable. I don’t care what you guys think. I won’t mind my face getting exfoliated by her massive ass.

Call me a gorilla fucker, but I’d definitely hit it at the back, at the front, upside down and all around. I’d hit it all day everyday. Well ok I take it back. Not everyday, only once in this state. Primate style baby! Don’t worry fellas, I’ll let you know if she’s got a bigger dick than Mel B.

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Serena Williams At HP Notebook Launch In India (manly stuff!)

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Oh shiiiiiit, it’s a man dude! Now really, why does this tennis hoe keep doing these desperate attempts to look feminine when clearly, she looks like one of those freakin bouncers at a hiphop club. But the more reasonable question would be, AGAIN! why is she looking like Jamie Fox in a tacky wig? This time though when he was playing Wanda from In Living Color? The fuck’s wrong with these celebs? I swear if her skimpy dress was any shorter, we’d catch a glimpse of her tennis balls–and I don’t mean the one you hit with a racket. But shit, I won’t mess with this bitch no more since I am in no mood for some dick-slapping.

Check out Serena Williams in this…whatever shit you call it..at the launch of HP notebooks at New Delhi, India.

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