Today’s a pretty slow day so here’s Brit hottie Danielle Lloyd’s juicy honkers in the pages of this month’s NUTS. One, because I am a kind and giving god and two, I believe in maintaining the balance of nature. I’m referring to THIS chunk of awesomeness.

You may remember this hot hoe right here spread out on the street. Her name’s Danielle Lloyd, a British model who looks like a retarded version of Drew Barrymore. I’m all for catfights and girl-on-girl brawls but I’m filing this shit under Girls Gone Batshit Wild. The Sun reports:

“Cops arrested two women in their 20s for allegedly attacking her as she partied with £9,000-a-week Jamie, 22. The couple had been to a wedding before heading to the Crystal club in London’s West End — arriving hand-in-hand at 11pm. A witness said: “I think one kicked Danielle — it may have been an accident. She got up to demonstrate. “I saw her in a tangle with at least one other woman. Punches and slaps were being thrown. “Danielle came falling backward off the sofa and landed on a table. She cut her leg pretty badly. Jamie and some guy who may have been the other girl’s boyfriend were being held apart by bouncers who threw Jamie out.” As she lay on the pavement, Danielle was heard shrieking: “My leg, my leg.” She needed stitches to a “serious” back wound as well as cosmetic surgery on her limb.”

Damn. I think we can all agree that bar-fights like this one are BLOODY hot.