Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!

…you don’t say…Xenu?

Holy shit…I know you guys think this midget hoe’s mutant body is built for fucking and I would like to agree with you sick fucks but let’s keep it real here for a minute and tell me who in the flying fuck can slide his dick past that monstrosity of an ass? Seriously? You need a crowbar or some sort to open that shit up.

However, I’d be lying if I said I don’t want to go trekking up Cellulite mountain.

Because my mind can’t handle such high levels of elegance and class, I’m gonna go ahead and put a lubed dildo in my mouth to refrain me from saying anything about Coco and her eight wonder of an ass and just proceed in posting these pics.

Ok, I’m sorry. I just have to know…seriously? Lucite stripper heels while lifting weights? Woman, what the fuck??? I really can’t with the skankery.

Hot Dayuuuuum!

To fap or not to fap? I’m having a helluva hard time trying to ANALize my feelings for this mutant whore and her rhinoceros-like physique. She makes me want to put my weiner in all of her holes and pound hard like a tuning fork but at the same time, I’m pretty scared. Probably because I know her monster ass will snatch my dick whole and mince it to salt at one point.

Well I guess I have to be real here. I mean, it’s not like my dick’s that big to reach her asshole. Aw, snap!

Another day, another ass pic. Not that I’m complaining really, atleast Coco is like a walking reminder of what not to look like unless you’re going for the ‘rejected deformed blow-up doll from China’ look.

Think about it fellas, if it weren’t for black guys, Ice-T’s cumwhore would go back to being a gutter hooker in your nearest drive-by.

The Jessica Rabbit with a bad bleach job celeb wannabe squeezed her cellulitey ass in a mermaid’s costume at M2 Ultra Lounge in New York City last weekend. is it me or does she look like a bloated mermaid who swallowed a lot of sea salt? Her tits looks so sore it looks like a sea-cow motorboated itself between ‘em. I don’t know why the heck I’m hatin’ but I realized this kind of attitude I’m puttin’ on right now isn’t helping Mr. Long-Nose here and it is telling me to shut the fuck up and focus on what’s good.

So yeah, on that note…I’d hit it. I’d rankles those cankles!

Normally, I don’t post irrelevant celebwhores in this site, especially if you only kinda have a name in the game for being Ice-T’s life-size blow up doll but since this D lister has got some pretty sweet looking double D’s too, she’s relevant in my book.

Here’s Coco whoring herself out on Twitter on the thumbs below. Might take some time to load–since her sick ass requires a shitload of bandwidth.