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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s
09/03/2010 posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.
I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.
Taylor Swift’s Granny Panty Upskirt
08/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Taylor Swift, cleavage candids by: Mike
I’ve always thought this Taylor Swift chick was funny-looking. The creepy alien-like eyes and chicken legs ain’t helping either so it remains a mystery to me why she’s pretty famous ‘coz she’ll always be some country singer chick who got owned by Gayfish West in the MTV Awards to me.
Well that, and the boring hoe who wore boner-killer granny panties at a concert one.
Kourtney Kardashian’s Milky Jugs In Miami
08/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kourtney Kardashian, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Realizing her two minutes of fame is up for having been knocked up by some d-lister manwhore named Scott Dick Disick, the same tool whose nickname in college was STD(true story), here’s Kourtney Kardashian walking her lactating jugs around Miami for some paparazzi lovin’.
Maaaann..look at those motherfuckers waiting for me to motorboat the milk outta them! This is the only thing I like about pregnant women, they come with lubricant for the smooth sailing.
Katie Price Flashing Her Huge Tits
05/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Katie Price, Nipple Slips, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Hot daaaaamn sweet momma…those things could just might be the answer to world peace.
Now this right here is what I want to see first thing in the morning and last thing at night. Okay and maybe on my lunch break too…and can we slip that in my 15-min cig break? I don’t know exactly when these cum-inducing shots were taken nor do I give a flying fuck. All I want to do now is to fap fap fap. So if you’ll excuse me, I have a ‘huge’ problem…worse than world peace, that needs to be taken care of.
Lady Gaga’s Tits Want You To Practice Safe Sex
02/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, cleavage candids by: Mike
Another day, another titty parade for Lady GagMe. At the MAC Viva Glam launch in London yesterday, she took her tits out and put on her Sarah Palin hat to promote safe sex for her fans. Fox 411 has the details:
“I see them every night and they are so beautiful and precious and lovely, but some of them are insecure and very troubled and not confident,” she said. “I meet them and they cry, and they say ‘Gaga you make me feel like I belong.’
“And I think to myself about that one girl or those hundreds of thousands of girls who meet that guy at a club who makes them feel like they belong and they don’t have that negotiation. We all know that having sex without a condom is … Russian roulette.” -Fox 411
The hypocrisy! You take your mini-porn show of a parade around town looking like a wet herpes-ridden dick and expect them to wear protection? Bitch. Just looking at you is Russian roulette.
