Jeezus, I could find a bigger rack on a dog than I can on this forgotten slut. I mean, her nippies are the only thing going on in her chest and I’m not sure what her deal is showing them off at some premiere I don’t care about. Prolly to tease those child-touching pepaws flapping over her thinking she’s some 9-year old boy.

On the other hand, she’s got a face that was made to jizz on so I’d still it!

I know. I asked myself the same thing. Why bother posting a half-assed titty slip of this boney slut when it just looks like a raisin ontop of your oatmeal cookie? Well I know this Claire Danes chick has long jumped and landed balls deep in the irrelevancy train but looking at that tit sent me back to my highschool days when my roommate and I used to jack off over her poster, and whoever cums first will be the other’s human butt-scratcher for a day.

I won every damn time.

Okay fine, I mastered the art of butt scratching. Now leave me alone.