I don’t know what the story is behind the whipped cream aka pretend jizz Cindy Crawford is covered in in Allure magazine but seeing this hot menopausal hoe with cream and bread makes me want to binge eat all of that crap from her naked banging body. She’s over 40 but she looks better than these 20 somethings cokey attention whores in Hollywood with fake tits and bleached hair. I’m not gonna start naming names *cough*Lindsay*cough* ‘coz I’m sure you guys know who those skanks are.

I don’t know why but I’ve got a feeling that somewhere, a Janice Dickinson is spreading whipped cream all over her body while screaming at that old hag looking back at her in the bathroom mirror. Okay calm down Janice, put down that blade…ofcourse you can pull off whipped cream better than Cindy…*cough*fugly-ass teabag*cough*