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Chyna Has A Mini Penis For A Clit(This shit’s freaky!)
29/12/2008 posted in Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebs without Underwear, Chyna by: Mike
The question is, would you hit that? More importantly, would you hit THIS?(see thumb below) Well THAT hot bitch of a monster is American wrestler Chyna, and though she may have some uncanny resemblance to a tranny Hulk or a cross-breed between Grendall the monster and Arnold Swarchzenegger, you would think she’s just one of those over-sized steroid-humping sexless freak. But wait til you catch a glimpse of the 8th World Wonder that is her mini-peen-clit. It got me all confused about what to name that thing.
Whatever it is, it’s a fuckin’ icebreaker, a perfect topic for dinner table–with sick clit-loving freaks! I mean, can that little mini-peen squirt? Is it packed with a shitload of jizz? Is there a condom out in the market invented for this shit? Did she and Schlong Stone did some kind of sick ritual that included offering their twats to the God of Penis in exchange for a cock? Nat Geo should do one on this. Ya know, it’s not that bad really. You can tell Chyna to go fuck herself and she actually can!
