In other lactating news, here’s Christina Hendrick’s juicy jugs in the running for first place with the only good thing the Kardashians offered to humanity for the World’s Milkiest Jugs title. What’s that? Oh, she’s not really lact–aaah sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my dick throbbing. *slaps dick on the computer screen* I can’t hear youuuu…la la la la la di daaa lalalalalala…

With all these sob stories about Haiti, let’s take a breather and let Christina Hendricks’ golden chichis distract us from the pain and chaos. Ya know, now that I think about it…those milk jugs just might be the answer to world hunger. While other celebwhores like Gayfish here are doing lame-ass concerts to who knows whatever the fuck cause, maybe the government should spend less time clenching their ass-cheeks to the rythm and send Christina’s milk globes over to Haiti. Just sayin’.

Mad Men’s voluptuous hottie brought her immaculate milk jugs at the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards in Beverly Hills last night. I was wondering if those juicy fuckers got her any awards but then I figured, they are the Golden Globes. Ha ha ha! Got it? No? Ahh screw you!

Christina Hendricks’ power jugs, ladies and gentlemen. That is all.