Yeah I know bitch. We all agree that these pics are pretty much yawn-material. And whoop dee doo! Judging from the thumbs below, looks like this tranny clown’s got the crabs. I love how she doesn’t give a flying fuck scratching her punani in front of the paps. Ever heard of a yeast cream?!

Krusty the Clown’s number one fan brought her juicy jugs for some photo-op at The Venetian and LAVO at The Palazzo New Year’s Eve Party last night. Damn, I’ve never seen anyone wear this much trashy make-up, Ronald McDonald including. She should she keep this shit up, that way she’ll make it to clown porn with flying colors.

I’m not sure how old these pics are nor do I give a crap but somehow they give me the creeps. I don’t know. Maybe it’s because Melon Jugs here looks like the bastard child of Dita Von Teese and Lady Gaga if they both mutated. Never really liked Christina Aguilera and her shitty fuckery she calls music and frankly, I think she graduated from clown school cosmetology, just check out her Krusty makeup in almost all of her pics(click on her name to see more). But dude this chick has juicy tits I think she may be worth it.

Below is the rest of her soft-bdsm crap for an Italian mag. Word of advice hon, if you want to stay afloat in the Hollywhore biz, the next time you pull this stunt, less mugs and more jugs!

Marilyn Monroe wig intact? Check.

Tight curve-hugging skirt to make bubble butt way more noticeable? Check.

Porno-red ipstick smeared on lips? Check.

See-through top? Check.

Bra? Che–. Wait. *scribbles on list*

What bra? (Like. It’s so much fun without one!)

Christina Aguilera’s check list for the day.

File this shit under Celebrities gone Ga-Ga. This skanky bitch who looks like she’s supposed to be whipped to death in a zoo cage is sashaying the streets dressed up as Lady Ga-Ga’s bastard sister and loving it as hell. Has career been a bitch that you can’t even buy undergarments? I’ve seen a lot of bad-ass stray pussies before in my life but this is one mangy-ass pussy I won’t ever set loose–and I mean that in the porno sense too.

I mean, why is this fugly tranny clown doing this to us, really? In these photos, she dresses up in a horrendous outfit which she calls A Clockwork Orange(more like a clockwork whorange) theme looking like Boy George about to divulge in a gang rape–with that cane and crappy eye makeup. My nasty clown nightmares in the dark just came alive when I saw this tacky tramp. I don’t give a crap if those are swarovskis dangling on her eyelids, I would’ve given her credit if she painted her costume with black stripes and showed up as Beetlejuice instead since she almost nailed the look. All this useless fuckery for her 28th barfday! I am not amused.

At first glance she looks like Lady Gaga after getting banged in the ass by wild horses in this costume which imo doesn’t look much of a difference from her everyday dragqueen wear. The skank’s wardrobe is as bad as her singing talent. I mean cmon, all you can hear in her songs is just air or moans in a high note–either or.