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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Looks Beat Just Like Her Face

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Here’s Lindsay Blowhan putting ‘looking rough around the edges’ on a whole new level. Damn. Seriously, I wanna know who the dumb fucks are who keeps giving this $2 gutter hooker a job. What kind of publicity are those sick SOBs are looking for? Even the porn industry thinks she looks too beat for their shit.

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Lady Gaga’s Pussy Upskirt In London

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Peek-a-boo! I see Gaga’s yaya-doo-doo!

Proving to the world that the rumors about her having a penis is absolute fuckery, here’s Lady Gag Me thrusting her crotch to her retarded music at her concert while flashing what i must say a piece of punani. Good news for you folks, you can now squeeze one off these shots without crying in the shower afterwards.

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Britney Spears’ Pokies In California

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I feel for this trailer trash hoe. Not only does she have extreme allergies to bras, she has the mild case of nipple-itis as well. It must suck having your tits follow the steps of your career. I mean I think we can all agree they’re both pointing downwards.

Lucky for us though, there will be no treatment known to man for her nipple-itis(and her head). Here’s Clitney Spears doing the ho stroll with his new boy toy in Calabasas, California.

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Denisse Padilla’s Hot Ass In Maxim Mexico

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Holy shit. Aye Mamacita! Look at that chumbawamba on that Mexican hottie. Pretend you’re not seeing her tranny face if you know what’s good for you. Sure you must’ve seen her somewhere cleaning your hotel room but at this point, does that really matter? That big ‘ol latina booty makes me drive my ass to the mexican border and go fishing.

All I need is a bucket of chicken and some sheet rock and I’ll catch myself one of these in a minute. Now who wants some taco!

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Jessica Simpson’s Nipples Are Great In Bed

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The world’s biggest douchebag slash turdbrain also known as John Fucking Mayer took out his cock out of his mouth to be interviewed by Playboy and he has quite a few things to say about Dumbo Simpson’s sexual IQ(probably the only IQ she has). Playboy farts out the juicy info:

Mayer on Jessica Simpson:

“Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. Did you ever say, ‘I want to quit my life and just fuckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to fuck you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep fucking you.” -Playboy

Wow. Just fuckin’ wow. ‘Ya know, if you google John Mayer, you can also see Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan’s images in the results ‘coz google knows this butt-nugget is in the same category in douche-baggering as the two. As for snorting Dumbo, unless you’re Dennis Rodman, I don’t think her massive ass will get way past your nostrils to fuck with your empty brain.

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