I know what’s in your head. Who the hell is Amelle Barrabah and why isn’t your pork sword between those cellulitey trunks this second. Screw the rippling waves of fat in her thighs, the real deal here is her tiny close-shaved punani seen in these upskirt pics. Looks like a 12-year old’s, not that I’ve seen one in real life. But I mean I’ve seen 12 yr old spider monkeys vajayjays on Nat Geo.

Oh what’s that? It doesn’t count? Okay maybe not but my point is it’s true that–good gawd look at the girth of that trunk! You know what they say, good things come in big packages…or am I just talking about my penis?

If you haven’t gotten enough of Stephanie Seymour’s slippery tit and it’s flirting ways, here it is spotted once again playing peek-a-boo with the paps at St. Barth’s over the weekend.

Is it just me or does she look like a cross-breed between Helena Christensen and Cindy Crawford? A lot older and a more cellulitey version but equally hot, I ain’t hitting that ass any less.

You can say all the crap you want about Clitney Spears and her crazy-ass antics, fugly mug and horrible taste in shoes but at the end of the day, just remember who delivers the titties to your door and maybe that should shut your ungrateful ass up.

Here’s the Lady of Cheetos with her sweet headlights on at a gas station in LA.

If you follow Hollywood news ‘coz a) you have no life and b) you’re a fat bum who gets off upon hearing latest celebrity homewreck gossip then you may have heard about Sandra Bullock getting cheated on by her douchebag husband Jesse James. If you’re curious as to who he cheated with, wonder no more and believe this shit ‘coz this walking dumpster garbage right here is the one.

Man, he couldn’t look for a more nastier and uglier skank. Ever watched the movie Teeth? It’s A movie about a chick’s punani who has razor sharp teeth that has an appetite for dicks, mincing them to pieces post-intercourse? Well that shit’s pretty much this whore’s vajayjay in real-life except that it’s probably got tentacles in her ass too.

Seen here in these pics is a  frisky walrus that loves to camouflage itself by sneaking among people before slipping itself into a bikini and enjoying a sun tan. This walrus is so gifted that it even managed to camouflage itself to look like Kerry Katona. Amazing creatures, these walruses.

Realizing her punani needs a holiday from hosting too much married cocks, she decided to hit the beach while ditching her top. Click the thumbs below for more Sienna goodness.

I don’t know how the hell I’ve missed this but here’s Kelly Brook’s upskirt pics while getting out of the car. Panties or no panties? You decide. Well based on the headline post I went ahead and assumed what’s more of a possibility to my dick me.

Dude: Jeezus Cuh-rist…what is that smell??!

Paris: It’s probably the oysters you had in bed this morning honey.

Dude: *mentally kicking himself in the balls* Note to self, remind me to never let this bitch blindfold me again while getting those ’surprise treats’.

Okay fellas calm down…I know our eyes have all been force-fucked into seeing the world’s famous pussy flasher a.k.a Parasite Hilton expose her coochie bits and tits so freely at some point in our lives but let’s go ahead and pretend we have virgin eyes. Here she is sunbathing topless in Mexico. I’m tellin’ ya, you better be an anal guy if you’re gonna be with this whore. Her ass is cleaner than her punani.

As if you haven’t seen enough already of this trashy whore’s chumbawambas, here they are again getting a little sun exposure in front of the paps.

Here’s Katie Price showing those other bitches the right way to wear a girdle top thingy or whatever it is these sluts wear to get eye-ball fucked.

Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!

…you don’t say…Xenu?