Archive for the ‘Celebs in Hotpants’ Category
Rihanna Topless In Vogue Italy
02/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs in Hotpants, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Rihanna by: Mike
Rihanna and her fivehead was on the cover of this month’s issue of Vogue Italy. Why she looks like a lubed dildo that came out of Chris Brown’s greasy ass, I’ll never know. All I can say is that I’m really not feeling this boring crap. I mean, if you’re gonna post topless, don’t half-ass it. It’s either you’re topless or you’re not. There are two things in this world that shouldn’t go together. Tits and pasties. You can quote me on that one.
Lady Gaga Upskirt At V Festival
24/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs in Hotpants, Lady Gaga, cleavage candids by: Mike
‘Ya know, from this angle I could probably bang this hoe since her juicy bubble tits is pretty much blocking her hideous face but then I remember this one wee little detail, Lady GagMe has a dick too, which probably explains that bulge in her panties. Bitch is a hermaphodite, true fact.
Here she is performing at the V Festival in England. I wonder how many disco balls were slaughtered in the making of her classy outfit.
Lady Gaga’s Ass In A Slutty Outfit
07/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs in Hotpants, Desperate Celebrities by: Mike
Fuck man. I really didn’t need to see this extreme level of shit today. Infact, I don’t need to see this shit EVER. This walking disease-ridden rotten pussy-faced whore is going to be the end of me. Her outfits make my intenstines do a fuckin’ sommersault and her shitty eyebrows look like something your friends will pull on you when you’ve passed out batshit drunk on the couch.
Seriously. I’ve seen better looking trannys on Ru Paul Drag Race than this motherfuckin’ cunt. Oh for fuck’s sake, somebody KILL IT ALREADY!
Lady Gaga’s Ass And Cleavage Candids At Her Concert
02/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs in Hotpants, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Lady Gaga, cleavage candids by: Mike
These days, music is not about talent. It’s about who brings in the fuckery and who always forgets to wear pants. I can’t really think of a most disgusting word to describe her ‘coz all the revolting things you can find in the dictionary is an absolute understatement. I quit this bitch. I really should ‘coz she sure ass-fucked my head without lube by her existence.
Here’s Lady GagMe demonstrating how she gets gangfucked every night by a pack of rabid walruses.
Jennifer Morrison Bikini-Clad For Men’s Fitness
02/06/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs in Hotpants, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jennifer Morrison by: Mike
Well hello there gorgeous, I don’t believe I’ve met you before. Mind if I shake hands with your juicy all-American tits? Now why haven’t I found out about this Jennifer Morrison babe before? I did some googling shit and it turns out she’s one of them doctor-like characters in the tv series House. Guess it’s a sign I’ve been hanging out with a lot of dirty pussies in my life.
I don’t know what it is but there’s something about her that says she has a fresh, sweet-smelling and newly-douched vajayjay and that gives me butterflies inside.
