Archive for the ‘Celebs in Hotpants’ Category
Lindsay Lohan Is Writing A Book
05/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs in Hotpants, Celebs without Underwear, Drama Queen, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan by: Mike
Apparently there are other things Lindsay Hoehan wanted to do with her life apart from her dream of being that one porn star who passes out on the set from snorting coke out of ten black dude’s ass before giving them rimjobs, she decided it was time to author a book. That’s a big dream Lindsay. Perhaps you can first try reading a book.
“I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper,” she tells Britain’s OK! magazine. “I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?” -via E! News
At this rate, I’m pretty sure all that book would be about are sketches of red bull, stick figures performing 69, coke and if we’re lucky, a title. Dan Brown better pack it up ‘coz he ain’t got shit on this one.
Denisse Padilla’s Hot Ass In Maxim Mexico
12/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Hotpants, Celebs without Underwear, Denisse Padilla, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Holy shit. Aye Mamacita! Look at that chumbawamba on that Mexican hottie. Pretend you’re not seeing her tranny face if you know what’s good for you. Sure you must’ve seen her somewhere cleaning your hotel room but at this point, does that really matter? That big ‘ol latina booty makes me drive my ass to the mexican border and go fishing.
All I need is a bucket of chicken and some sheet rock and I’ll catch myself one of these in a minute. Now who wants some taco!
Lady Gaga’s Nipple Slip At the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards
03/02/2010 posted in Celebrity Nipples, Celebs in Hotpants, Lady Gaga, Nipple Slips, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because it’s performance isn’t complete without outwhoring itself, here’s Lady GagMe slipping a tit at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards. There’s only one reason why this clown whore keeps on dressing like an exhibitionist from Tranny Galaxy. She hates humanity and is hell-bent in destroying us. Well mostly you.
Lady Gaga’s Almost Pussy Upskirt At The 52nd Grammy Awards
02/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs in Hotpants, Lady Gaga, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s Lady GagMe at the 52nd Grammy Awards Sunday Night, bringing innovation and futurama to a whole new level. And by that, of course I meant exposing it’s alien crustacean to everyone with an eyeball–coz we’ll be seeing more of that in the near future! C’mon and lol with me here…’coz I’m afraid my ass will bust into a tantrum just visualizing it.
When I saw that pic above, I thought…hey, Marilyn Manson doesn’t look quite as bad as a tranny..then I realized it’s the Illuminati whore. Seriously, it’s a crossbreed of a Disney fanatic and Xenu’s wet dream. Jeezus Christ Gaga…SPARE US!
Kelly Brook’s Juicy Tits In White Lingerie
29/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Hotpants, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kelly Brook by: Mike
There’s nothing more refreshing than to see a pair of monster jugs staring back at you asking for some ‘protein shake’…if you get my drift. Who am I kidding? Of course! You fuckers are on the same boat as mine. Speaking of boats…motorboats to be exact(it fuckin’ stays!), here’s Kelly Brook’s glorious chichis wishing you a fappy Friday!
