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Audrina Patridge In A Bikini For FHM

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Because we haven’t seen a pair of hot honkers in a while after my post about the whore clown Lady GagMe, let Audrina Patridge’s sweet tits make it up to you in the old-fashioned way.

Here she is doing the bikini thing for FHM.

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Bar Rafaeli’s Topless In A Bikini For 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

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Here’s Bar Rafaeli’s ridiculously hot badonkadonk doing the bikini thing once again for 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit mag, giving us a hard-on over something we can’t ever stick our pathetic weiners in and giving us enough reason to continue to fight for Isreal.

And can I just say this? Screw you Leonardo DiCarpio! You have only Titanic to thank for, you lucky bastard.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami

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Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com

I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.

Ring…ring…ring…

Yo yo, my man Chris Brown! Waaaaaaaasssuuup dawg???

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Jennifer Aniston’s Ass In A Bikini In Mexico

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Jennifer Aniston took a break from casting voo-doo spells on Brad Pitt in her attic to take her sweet ass out for some sun. Here she is attempting the Jessica Alba pose in a sexy pink bikini at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Not as hot but that juicy oiled ass clearly asking for some hard pounding is definitely doing all kinds of hypnotic shit to me.

I threw in some pics of her titty slip, might want to squint your eyes since it’s all pixelated and stuff. If all else fails, now’s the best time to use your imagination, fucker.

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Cameron Diaz In A Bikini At The Carribean

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In other ‘celebsluts bringin’ the sex in a bikini’ news, here’s Cameron Diaz doing a mediocre job. Sure, she’s got a trainwreck face but her sexy tight body and sweet booty is what’s up. Besides, I can always go ahead and imagine the hot hoe that she was back in her movie The Mask, or she can just wear a mask. Life has many options.

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