Archive for the ‘Celebs in Bikini’ Category
Gemma Atkinson’s Tits For Nuts
12/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Gemma Atkinson, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
There’s not a lot I like about Britain…and the fact that 90 percent of the population looks like something two fraternal twins would bear if one of them got knocked up by the other isn’t really helping. But when I think about it, most chicks there have bigger racks than bitches here in America. Chicks here are way better looking yeah but if you ask me which one has the better end of the deal…let’s just say I’m a typical man so my dick has the remote control to my brain. On that note, allow me to raise a teacup with my pinky in the air and say…you did good this time Britain, you did good.
Here’s Gemma Atkinson and her sweetbejeezus of a rack for Nuts.
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s
09/03/2010 posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.
I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.
Audrina Patridge In A Bikini For FHM
03/03/2010 posted in Audrina Patridge, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Barefoots, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Because we haven’t seen a pair of hot honkers in a while after my post about the whore clown Lady GagMe, let Audrina Patridge’s sweet tits make it up to you in the old-fashioned way.
Here she is doing the bikini thing for FHM.
Bar Rafaeli’s Topless In A Bikini For 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
11/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Bar Rafaeli, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Here’s Bar Rafaeli’s ridiculously hot badonkadonk doing the bikini thing once again for 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit mag, giving us a hard-on over something we can’t ever stick our pathetic weiners in and giving us enough reason to continue to fight for Isreal.
And can I just say this? Screw you Leonardo DiCarpio! You have only Titanic to thank for, you lucky bastard.
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami
09/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebs in Bikini, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com
I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.
Ring…ring…ring…
Yo yo, my man Chris Brown! Waaaaaaaasssuuup dawg???
