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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s
09/03/2010 posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.
I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.
Kourtney Kardashian’s Milky Jugs In Miami
08/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kourtney Kardashian, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Realizing her two minutes of fame is up for having been knocked up by some d-lister manwhore named Scott Dick Disick, the same tool whose nickname in college was STD(true story), here’s Kourtney Kardashian walking her lactating jugs around Miami for some paparazzi lovin’.
Maaaann..look at those motherfuckers waiting for me to motorboat the milk outta them! This is the only thing I like about pregnant women, they come with lubricant for the smooth sailing.
Katie Price Flashing Her Huge Tits
05/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Katie Price, Nipple Slips, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Hot daaaaamn sweet momma…those things could just might be the answer to world peace.
Now this right here is what I want to see first thing in the morning and last thing at night. Okay and maybe on my lunch break too…and can we slip that in my 15-min cig break? I don’t know exactly when these cum-inducing shots were taken nor do I give a flying fuck. All I want to do now is to fap fap fap. So if you’ll excuse me, I have a ‘huge’ problem…worse than world peace, that needs to be taken care of.
Rosie Jones’ Tits For Nuts Magazine
04/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Rosie Jones by: Mike
In picking the kind of girls to bring home, I always take my momma’s advice. She told me someone with character is always a keeper otherwise she’s gonna be some chick you’ll have to kick out of your bed the next morning. Well mom, I think I finally found the right one and oh man.. does she have a huge personality–on her chest! That should count right? Right mom? Mom?
Here’s my future girlfriend Rosie Jones taking out her ‘personalities’ for me in Nuts magazine.
Marisa Miller’s Ass For GQ UK
03/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Marissa Miller by: Mike
Today’s one helluva drag that I was pretty positive that I would’ve seen more excitement if I stuck my head inside a can of beans when this blonde bombshell popped in. It’s refreshing to see someone considerate enough to flash us some sweet ass and the good thing about it? It’s not THIS bitch or THIS bitch either.
Here’s Marisa Miller’s ass for GQ UK.
