In other upskirt whoring news, The Sunday’s Frankie Sandford decided that it was time for another one of her punani-flashing moments and naturally the paps being the true-blooded pervs that they are were there to capture the beautiful moment right on time. Close-ups below.

I know what’s in your head. Who the hell is Amelle Barrabah and why isn’t your pork sword between those cellulitey trunks this second. Screw the rippling waves of fat in her thighs, the real deal here is her tiny close-shaved punani seen in these upskirt pics. Looks like a 12-year old’s, not that I’ve seen one in real life. But I mean I’ve seen 12 yr old spider monkeys vajayjays on Nat Geo.

Oh what’s that? It doesn’t count? Okay maybe not but my point is it’s true that–good gawd look at the girth of that trunk! You know what they say, good things come in big packages…or am I just talking about my penis?

Don’t look now, but I think this Shauna whore is exactly what this walking blow-up doll will look look in 5 years.

As much as we are all aware that this skank’s punani is as big as the Grand Canyon, let’s spare ourselves the bullshit of not admitting we won’t skeet skeet skeet our way between those juicy funbags. Now that we’ve gotten that out of our chests, enjoy!

These shots of a drunk-off-her-ass Lindsay Hoehan falling down face first on the ground probably to sniff a pack of coke someone dropped are totally priceless. How can anyone look at this garbage without being reminded of their boozing limits?

Although in her defense, this is just her in her natural habitat. Drunk or not, this cokewhore is always on her knees.

If you haven’t gotten enough of Stephanie Seymour’s slippery tit and it’s flirting ways, here it is spotted once again playing peek-a-boo with the paps at St. Barth’s over the weekend.

Is it just me or does she look like a cross-breed between Helena Christensen and Cindy Crawford? A lot older and a more cellulitey version but equally hot, I ain’t hitting that ass any less.

You can say all the crap you want about Clitney Spears and her crazy-ass antics, fugly mug and horrible taste in shoes but at the end of the day, just remember who delivers the titties to your door and maybe that should shut your ungrateful ass up.

Here’s the Lady of Cheetos with her sweet headlights on at a gas station in LA.

Sweet bouncing butt nuggets! I always suspected Kim Kardashian’s ass has a mind of it’s own. It also know it’s a better tease than the bitch so here they are doing the bikini thing on a yacht in Florida in these pics.  Now if you may excuse me, I have a keyboard to clean…damn that one’s a shitload momma!

If you follow Hollywood news ‘coz a) you have no life and b) you’re a fat bum who gets off upon hearing latest celebrity homewreck gossip then you may have heard about Sandra Bullock getting cheated on by her douchebag husband Jesse James. If you’re curious as to who he cheated with, wonder no more and believe this shit ‘coz this walking dumpster garbage right here is the one.

Man, he couldn’t look for a more nastier and uglier skank. Ever watched the movie Teeth? It’s A movie about a chick’s punani who has razor sharp teeth that has an appetite for dicks, mincing them to pieces post-intercourse? Well that shit’s pretty much this whore’s vajayjay in real-life except that it’s probably got tentacles in her ass too.

Seen here in these pics is a  frisky walrus that loves to camouflage itself by sneaking among people before slipping itself into a bikini and enjoying a sun tan. This walrus is so gifted that it even managed to camouflage itself to look like Kerry Katona. Amazing creatures, these walruses.

Realizing her punani needs a holiday from hosting too much married cocks, she decided to hit the beach while ditching her top. Click the thumbs below for more Sienna goodness.