Archive for the ‘Celebs Id Like To Fuck’ Category
Coco’s Monster Ass In Twitter
11/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Coco, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!
…you don’t say…Xenu?
Rihanna’s Tits In A Green Pantsuit At The Echo Awards
10/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Rihanna, ass candids, cleavage candids by: Mike
I’m not sure what the deal is with Chris Brown’s ex-punching bag but it seems like she’s really embracing her ‘animalistic’ side, and I don’t mean it in a dirty way. Look I have tried hard enough to resist making a single racist joke about her but Jeezus christ the bitch sure is asking for it–without the lube.
Here she is at some event looking like a spider monkey with a bad hair dye. If you’re not convinced, then perhaps THIS will put my point across.
Christina Hendrick’s Tits at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Party
09/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Christina Hendricks, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
In other lactating news, here’s Christina Hendrick’s juicy jugs in the running for first place with the only good thing the Kardashians offered to humanity for the World’s Milkiest Jugs title. What’s that? Oh, she’s not really lact–aaah sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my dick throbbing. *slaps dick on the computer screen* I can’t hear youuuu…la la la la la di daaa lalalalalala…
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s
09/03/2010 posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.
I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.
Kourtney Kardashian’s Milky Jugs In Miami
08/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kourtney Kardashian, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Realizing her two minutes of fame is up for having been knocked up by some d-lister manwhore named Scott Dick Disick, the same tool whose nickname in college was STD(true story), here’s Kourtney Kardashian walking her lactating jugs around Miami for some paparazzi lovin’.
Maaaann..look at those motherfuckers waiting for me to motorboat the milk outta them! This is the only thing I like about pregnant women, they come with lubricant for the smooth sailing.
