Archive for the ‘Celebrity Upskirts’ Category
Jessica Simpson’s Pussy Upskirt
15/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
Holy beef jerky! Whatever that thing is, I’m sure it tastes nothing like it. It’s been a while I haven’t posted any crap about Dumbo Simpson but I knew in my black heart that it would only take another classy car exit before I would. Remember the freak from Smashing Pumpkins? Ok, you’re right they all are. The one that looks like a cross breed of Freddy Kruger and Verne Troyer? Well believe it or not, he’s hittin’ that pic above at present. E! reports:
It seems Jessica Simpson is now looking to make beautiful music with Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan. What reportedly started off as a mere crush has turned into something a whole lot more.
“She has fallen hard and is smitten,” a source tells E! News of Jessica, adding that both she and 42-year-old Billy consider themselves “officially dating.” -E!
And by ‘officialy dating’, it means rubbing each other’s privates. I totally believe this. Knowing Dumbo Simpson’s level of thinking, she prolly thinks he’s one giant walking dildo.
Paris Hilton’s Almost Upskirt At Macy’s In L.A.
14/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Upskirts, Drama Queen, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Because it’s the spirit of herpes Christmas, Parasite Hilton slipped her lanky mantis-like body in a Skanky Claus outfit yesterday at Macy’s in L.A. I take it her tool of a boyfriend finally took a breather from her disease-ridden ass ‘coz here she is trying to score a dick to land on her lap. Sneaky motherfucker!
Rachel Stevens’ Panty Upskirt
07/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Rachel Stevens, cleavage candids by: Mike
The brunette chick(the only one worth mentioning) from S Club 7 was spotted getting out of the car last night. Well, somebody must’ve slept at grandma’s house last night ‘coz this one’s wearing one of granny’s overgrown panties. Jeezus what is up with these bitches? It’s like they dress like sluts to make guys drool over them but then pull out this kind of fuckery to put the lotion back in the basket. Make up your mind for fuck’s sake.
Good thing these topless pics of her in this month’s FHM kinda make up for the pain in my pants.
Nikki Hilton’s Panty Upskirt
01/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Nikki Hilton, cleavage candids by: Mike
I’m sure you have no idea nor do you give a flying fuck who this fugly trollop with the lame-ass upskirt is but she actually happens to be Parasite Hilton’s basement sister and the only probable reason you can think of why she’s spent all her life sashaying behind Parasite Hilton’s shadows and that nobody ever remembers she exists is because of shitty upskirts like this.
I don’t know who’s the real disappointment between the two. I mean don’t get me wrong. I’d blame her, but I always go for the one slut I actually remember.
Pamela Anderson’s Panty Upskirt
30/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Upskirts, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Pamela Anderson, cleavage candids by: Mike
Since Thanksgiving is mostly about stuffed turkeys, Methface is showing you the things you should be thankful for such as her over-exposed vajayjay. Though I would be more thankful to see this skank get axed and skinned in the kitchen sink right now.
Here she is rubbing her beef jerky on some barely-legal punk’s chest.
