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Katy Perry’s Panty Upskirt

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Because she figured she’s been low-key for far too long and needs her dose of a big bowl of vitamin A-10-TION, Jughead’s twin sister a.k.a. Katy Perry a.k.a Talentless Butterface decided to get her crotch some exposure it fully deserves. Yes I know there weren’t a lot of shots of it but maybe you didn’t hear what I just said, the exposure they fully deserves.

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Katy Perry’s Tits Might Be Pregnant

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If you’re a sick bastard like me who’s into lactating chicks, then this shit just might be for you. Katy Perry is rumored to have been impregnated by her hairy-ass ogre boyfriend Russel Brand. Jeezus Christ…can you imagine motorbating her cream-filled titties? It’s gonna be a fuckin’ gondola ride in a milk factory.

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Katy Perry’s Juicy Jugs At The 52nd GRAMMY Nominations Concert Live

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Hot damn! This bitch is slowly but surely easing in my To-Do list! Her name’s pretty much up there, right under Salma Hayek’s magnificent chichis. I know, I know she’s a no-talent hoe who’s currently munching on Chewbacca’s hairy turd’s dick cheese but big fuckin deal! Her juicy jugs are what’s up and is doing a fantastic job distracting me from all that crap-o-la.

Here’s Katy Perry and said tits hangin’ out at some event.

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Katy Perry’s Cleavage In A Low Cut Dress

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In other ‘fugly face, sweet rack’ Hollywhore news, Katy Perry and her funbags were spotted signing autographs and messin’ around with the two of her five fans yesterday at the Mika concert at The Palladium. As much as I want to motorboat those juicy gems, I really can’t get past the image of Jughead after a boob job whenever I see ‘em.

Besides, the fact that Russel Brand has now planted his dick cheese on those things is enough reason for me to back the fuck up and just salivate from the distance.

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Katy Perry’s Juicy Cleavage At The VMAs

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I know I’ve butchered Katy Perry’s existence a lot of times in this site but after seeing her last night at the VMAs I was sold in a heartbeat. I don’t care if you say I’m easy as fuck but allow me to stuff her used tampon in my mouth to shut me up ‘coz homegirl’s looking all kinds of HOT. Her ridiculously juicy rack is what’s up! I swear I’d let her take Mr. Long Nose any way she wants it. I’d even let her shove those spikey thingamajigs in her dress up my ass if that’s what would get her off.

Wait, what?

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