In other upskirt whoring news, The Sunday’s Frankie Sandford decided that it was time for another one of her punani-flashing moments and naturally the paps being the true-blooded pervs that they are were there to capture the beautiful moment right on time. Close-ups below.

I know what’s in your head. Who the hell is Amelle Barrabah and why isn’t your pork sword between those cellulitey trunks this second. Screw the rippling waves of fat in her thighs, the real deal here is her tiny close-shaved punani seen in these upskirt pics. Looks like a 12-year old’s, not that I’ve seen one in real life. But I mean I’ve seen 12 yr old spider monkeys vajayjays on Nat Geo.

Oh what’s that? It doesn’t count? Okay maybe not but my point is it’s true that–good gawd look at the girth of that trunk! You know what they say, good things come in big packages…or am I just talking about my penis?

I don’t know how the hell I’ve missed this but here’s Kelly Brook’s upskirt pics while getting out of the car. Panties or no panties? You decide. Well based on the headline post I went ahead and assumed what’s more of a possibility to my dick me.

Dude: Jeezus Cuh-rist…what is that smell??!

Paris: It’s probably the oysters you had in bed this morning honey.

Dude: *mentally kicking himself in the balls* Note to self, remind me to never let this bitch blindfold me again while getting those ’surprise treats’.

Okay fellas calm down…I know our eyes have all been force-fucked into seeing the world’s famous pussy flasher a.k.a Parasite Hilton expose her coochie bits and tits so freely at some point in our lives but let’s go ahead and pretend we have virgin eyes. Here she is sunbathing topless in Mexico. I’m tellin’ ya, you better be an anal guy if you’re gonna be with this whore. Her ass is cleaner than her punani.

I’ve always thought this Taylor Swift chick was funny-looking. The creepy alien-like eyes and chicken legs ain’t helping either so it remains a mystery to me why she’s pretty famous ‘coz she’ll always be some country singer chick who got owned by Gayfish West in the MTV Awards to me.

Well that, and the boring hoe who wore boner-killer granny panties at a concert one.

Do. Not. Want.

File this one under ’shit that don’t really matter’. I honestly don’t know the reason behind this boney whore’s fame. She’s ugly as fuck and looks like a younger version of Courtney Love. I don’t know what the big deal is but I do know one thing she doesn’t have. A damn ass.

It sure didn’t stop the paps from maneuvering their shit to catch a glimpse of it, did it? Here are the outtakes if you give a rat’s ass.  Ironically, a rat’s ass would’ve been more interesting to see.

Ah yes. Ofcourse. Do we seriously need a story behind this shit? Exactly.

Panty shots. Thumbs. ‘Ya’ll know the ropes.

Peek-a-boo! I see Gaga’s yaya-doo-doo!

Proving to the world that the rumors about her having a penis is absolute fuckery, here’s Lady Gag Me thrusting her crotch to her retarded music at her concert while flashing what i must say a piece of punani. Good news for you folks, you can now squeeze one off these shots without crying in the shower afterwards.

Here’s the Frankie Sandford chick from the band The Saturdays. I don’t know either. The last time I posted about this asian ladyboy-looking hoe was when she was signing autographs using her tits. C’mon now, tit sells. Well this time, she decided to let her vajayjay do the job in slutty see-through panties. Classic.

Because she figured she’s been low-key for far too long and needs her dose of a big bowl of vitamin A-10-TION, Jughead’s twin sister a.k.a. Katy Perry a.k.a Talentless Butterface decided to get her crotch some exposure it fully deserves. Yes I know there weren’t a lot of shots of it but maybe you didn’t hear what I just said, the exposure they fully deserves.