File this one under ’shit that don’t amuse me’. Didn’t I tell you bitches that it only takes a while ’til this vapid little gremlin pulls out another one of her little attention whoring stunt? She must be hangin’ out with the walking herpes that is Shauna Sand lately ‘coz she’s filing a lawsuit against some imaginary people for stealing her laptop and exposing her sex tapes. TMZ will tell more of this trickery:

“Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.” -TMZ

Okay i don’t know why she’s making a big deal out of this now but from what I know, her life’s one big sex tape to begin with. Click the rest of the thumbs for some troll porn.

The new Paris Hilton of sex tapes was spotted teaching her kid, Alexandra the simple steps in being a whore. Dressed in the crocheted table cloth my memaw gave me for Christmas that my obese cat destroyed and looking like a second-hand blow-up doll you can see marked 50% off at a third-world country’s flea market, Shauna Sand gave her daughter from ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas a crash course. And what better way to wrap it up than a classic nipple slip?

However, she should have taken her parenting skills in the confinement of her own home because I really didn’t need to see that disgusting pepperoni shit of a nipple. It looks like it’s just been sewn on to her airbags moments before these shots. Arrrrrrr! I was in the mood for pizza, you inconsiderate bitch!

Some hoe in the tv series Gossip girl just joined the sex scandal club. Sweet! I don’t really watch any of those crappy shows but at least Leighton Meester gave us something to gossip about. You dig my joke? High five! These are just the pics but I can’t wait to see the vid. Now we can all relax and play the waiting game.

What just made your rectum do a triple sommersault is the sight of Wonky Mc Valtrex. Relax fellas, it’ll be gone after the jump. Parasite Hilton came at the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah living one of her sick fantasies as a tranny anal-loving aviator about to get ass-fucked in that latex whoresuit. The only thing missing in this pic is a cock in her mouth and a video cam. Wonky and her “fuck me without a condom” face later re-appeared to the paps as an evil cunty ice queen after the black latex suit finally managed to escape from her bony ass.

Now let’s move on to news that is not news: The stupid cunt reportedly has a new sex video floating around. Some douche named Darnell Riley claimed to have bought 14-hours of Wonky’s sex vids from a bunch of Russian kids who broke into her home and stole the shit. You can try your luck downloading it online. The first time I did, my computer bitch-slapped me and screamed virus. So I guess wear a condom when you download, ‘coz I’m tellin’ ya not even SpyWare can heal that shit.

Britney is currently hanging out at Mel Gibsons house in Costa Rica, so she probably doesnt know about the tape beeing leaked! So you better hurry up and download the tape now, before it gets banned from the net!