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Paris Hilton Is Back And Skankier Than Ever!
25/11/2008 posted in Celebrity Photoshoots, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Paris Hilton has yet to outgrow her skanky dress up games as she pops in at the Pussycat Dolls Opening as a deflated sex doll. You can tell that she’s officially single when she’s out parading the streets in sluttier clothes. She came at the opening looking like her usual idiot self trying to pull off a sexy cop costume that she probably grabbed from a cheap porn movie set. She reportedly fancies the royal son of Prince Charles and calls her girlfriend mousy.
“I’d be more than happy to date William – so long as he ditches the mousy girlfriend. I couldn’t believe it when I met him. He was awesome and really hot.” -Press
Looks like she’s upgraded her taste in men from garbage rock stars to British royalty. I’ve heard Prince William held an audition for a joker. She might stand a chance. Check out Paris Hilton in yet another reason for me to throw up in the bathroom.











