Archive for the ‘Jewel’ Category
Jewel Kilcher’s Tits Gets Licked In A Photobooth
01/09/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jewel, cleavage candids by: Mike
Sweet Jeezus. Take it from this southern bombshell Jewel to show you how a country girl, with the help of a couple of beers, her famewhoring radar and a horny husband, gets down and dirty in an MTV photo booth. I mean yeah, she’s still got the gremlin teeth but when you’re cornered by a pair of funbags, that would be the least of your problems, trust me…unless you’re about to get a blowjob and you’re in no mood to get your dick shredded into pieces. But let’s go back to things that really matter. It’s refreshing to see that her busted up tits have healed and back to business.
I’m pretty sure the rest of the pics of her sucking his dick is out there somewhere, so again we play the waiting game. In the meantime, enjoy the rest of the titty pics.
Jewel’s Messed Up Cleavage Is Unforgivable
12/01/2009 posted in Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Hollywood Gossip, Jewel by: Mike
Now this is some really gross shit. I forgave her crooked teeth but I just can’t forgive this. Add Jewel’s fucked-up breasts to your list of boner-goner celebs fellas ‘coz I think it will take some serious crap for this bitch to redeem herself since she’s gone below 0 degrees on the boring scale ever since she got hitched. What the hell’s happened to this bitch?
My days of fantasizing I’m a lone mountain climber basking in her tits are history! She used to be eye-candy to me and shit but now that she’s married to her cuntry singer husband Ty Murray she forgot her worldly obligations. And by worldly obligations, I meant promoting more “happy time” for sick perverts like me. Shit, if she can’t show decent tits, she’s dead in my book.
