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Jessica Simpson Fucked Tiger Woods

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In the latest of Tiger Wood’s whore roster, the nosy bitches over at Starmagazine is sticking the tip of their peens in the story and guess who they’re throwing in the slut pool? You don’t say…

“Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md. “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star. Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got. “Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.” -Starmagazine

Tiger Woods is one racist motherfucker who prefers vanilla punani over cocoa poontang. But who gives a crap, his pimping ways is mad sick and he’s now officially my new hero.

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Tila Tequila To Sue For Leaked Sex Tape

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File this one under ’shit that don’t amuse me’. Didn’t I tell you bitches that it only takes a while ’til this vapid little gremlin pulls out another one of her little attention whoring stunt? She must be hangin’ out with the walking herpes that is Shauna Sand lately ‘coz she’s filing a lawsuit against some imaginary people for stealing her laptop and exposing her sex tapes. TMZ will tell more of this trickery:

“Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.” -TMZ

Okay i don’t know why she’s making a big deal out of this now but from what I know, her life’s one big sex tape to begin with. Click the rest of the thumbs for some troll porn.

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Lindsay Lohan Threw A Fit, Refuses To Pay For Booze

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In other worthless news, Lilo is up to her new tricks. And because she’s a boney skank with absolutely no class and money, she pulled out raw emotions and broke into crocodile tears when she was asked to pay up after double-fisting her vajayjay. Okay not exactly, I just made that last part up. You can swallow that vomit back to where it came from. You assholes should’ve known better. No one in his right or wrong mind will pay that hoe to fist herself and two, it will take something as big as Shamu thrown in her beef jerky for her to feel shit. So the farthest she can get to double-fisting is with a bottle of expensive champagne. People will tell you what went down.

“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.” Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’”-People

What’s even more ridiculous is the bartender who is obviously a noob at the job. Everybody knows about Lilo currency. It’s all about the blowjobs baby!

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Rihanna’s Nipple At The 2009 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards

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Rihanna’s cocoa nippies brought the glamour last night at the 2009 Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She may look like a cuckatoo with a bad bleach job but damn she gives good tittays!

And if you’re a sharp bastard like me, you’d notice that blotchy spot on her side-boobs. Now unless that’s actually Chris Brown’s diseased love jizz which we all know is not ‘coz the rabid animal’s not man enough to be tasered by the court officials making a straight face, I’m gonna go ahead and think that’s a third nipple. That makes things less complicated, right?

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Shauna Sand’s Nipple Slip In The Car With Daughter Alexandra

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The new Paris Hilton of sex tapes was spotted teaching her kid, Alexandra the simple steps in being a whore. Dressed in the crocheted table cloth my memaw gave me for Christmas that my obese cat destroyed and looking like a second-hand blow-up doll you can see marked 50% off at a third-world country’s flea market, Shauna Sand gave her daughter from ex-husband Lorenzo Lamas a crash course. And what better way to wrap it up than a classic nipple slip?

However, she should have taken her parenting skills in the confinement of her own home because I really didn’t need to see that disgusting pepperoni shit of a nipple. It looks like it’s just been sewn on to her airbags moments before these shots. Arrrrrrr! I was in the mood for pizza, you inconsiderate bitch!

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