Archive for the ‘Celebrity Scandal’ Category
Michelle Bombshell’s Naked Photoshoot
22/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Michelle Bombshell by: Mike
If you follow Hollywood news ‘coz a) you have no life and b) you’re a fat bum who gets off upon hearing latest celebrity homewreck gossip then you may have heard about Sandra Bullock getting cheated on by her douchebag husband Jesse James. If you’re curious as to who he cheated with, wonder no more and believe this shit ‘coz this walking dumpster garbage right here is the one.
Man, he couldn’t look for a more nastier and uglier skank. Ever watched the movie Teeth? It’s A movie about a chick’s punani who has razor sharp teeth that has an appetite for dicks, mincing them to pieces post-intercourse? Well that shit’s pretty much this whore’s vajayjay in real-life except that it’s probably got tentacles in her ass too.
Jessica Simpson Fucked Tiger Woods
17/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jessica Simpson, cleavage candids by: Mike
In the latest of Tiger Wood’s whore roster, the nosy bitches over at Starmagazine is sticking the tip of their peens in the story and guess who they’re throwing in the slut pool? You don’t say…
“Just days before Jessica’s split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md. “Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it,” a source tells Star. Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger’s golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got. “Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.” -Starmagazine
Tiger Woods is one racist motherfucker who prefers vanilla punani over cocoa poontang. But who gives a crap, his pimping ways is mad sick and he’s now officially my new hero.
Tila Tequila To Sue For Leaked Sex Tape
25/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Nude Celebrities, Tila Tequila, Topless Celebs by: Mike
File this one under ’shit that don’t amuse me’. Didn’t I tell you bitches that it only takes a while ’til this vapid little gremlin pulls out another one of her little attention whoring stunt? She must be hangin’ out with the walking herpes that is Shauna Sand lately ‘coz she’s filing a lawsuit against some imaginary people for stealing her laptop and exposing her sex tapes. TMZ will tell more of this trickery:
“Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.” -TMZ
Okay i don’t know why she’s making a big deal out of this now but from what I know, her life’s one big sex tape to begin with. Click the rest of the thumbs for some troll porn.
Lindsay Lohan Threw A Fit, Refuses To Pay For Booze
16/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
In other worthless news, Lilo is up to her new tricks. And because she’s a boney skank with absolutely no class and money, she pulled out raw emotions and broke into crocodile tears when she was asked to pay up after double-fisting her vajayjay. Okay not exactly, I just made that last part up. You can swallow that vomit back to where it came from. You assholes should’ve known better. No one in his right or wrong mind will pay that hoe to fist herself and two, it will take something as big as Shamu thrown in her beef jerky for her to feel shit. So the farthest she can get to double-fisting is with a bottle of expensive champagne. People will tell you what went down.
“Lindsay stormed into the kitchen and grabbed two bottles of really expensive champagne. She finished both bottles with a friend. When the bartender gave her a bill, she had a meltdown,” says the source. “She was yelling at him and screaming profanities at everyone. The bar insisted she pay, so she had to call a friend with her credit-card information.” Before the actress left the club around 2:30 a.m., the onlooker says, “She was crying and wanted to go home. She kept saying ‘I don’t pay for drinks! This is ridiculous! I’m freaking out!’”-People
What’s even more ridiculous is the bartender who is obviously a noob at the job. Everybody knows about Lilo currency. It’s all about the blowjobs baby!
Rihanna’s Nipple At The 2009 Glamour Women Of The Year Awards
13/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Nipple Slips, Rihanna, cleavage candids by: Mike
Rihanna’s cocoa nippies brought the glamour last night at the 2009 Glamour Women of the Year Awards. She may look like a cuckatoo with a bad bleach job but damn she gives good tittays!
And if you’re a sharp bastard like me, you’d notice that blotchy spot on her side-boobs. Now unless that’s actually Chris Brown’s diseased love jizz which we all know is not ‘coz the rabid animal’s not man enough to be tasered by the court officials making a straight face, I’m gonna go ahead and think that’s a third nipple. That makes things less complicated, right?
