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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami

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Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com

I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.

Ring…ring…ring…

Yo yo, my man Chris Brown! Waaaaaaaasssuuup dawg???

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Tila Tequila’s Pussy Upskirt

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Because Titty Tequila emits the very essence of subtlety and elegance, here she is giving the paps the finger and making out with her fake fiancee before giving us a whiff of her leprechaun twat.

So for the three people who don’t mind fapping over a herpes-infested punani, click away.

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Tila Tequila’s Titty Slip At Snoop Dog’s Release Party

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Here’s the little gremlin trashwhore Titty Tequila with her chewed-up button tits hangin’ out at some event and because it’s time for another famewhoring trickery, she took to her Twitter blog and posted some shit about her being engaged to Johnson&Johnson heiress carpet-muncher Casey Johnson. Us Magazine reports:

“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar! “Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!” she added.
She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.” -Us Magazine

Ya know what, I’m tired of this disease-carrying asian leprechaun and her fuckery. Nobody believes in this shit. Even if she posted something like she’s about to hang herself by her clit inside a cabinet in a motel in Thailand, I still won’t believe that shit. Video or it didn’t happen, you sly trollop.

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Adrianne Curry’s Lesbian Pics In Twitter

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Because Darth Vader is one horny motherfucker that will not stop, it has found a home between Adrianne Curry’s juicy tits. How fuckin’ classic is this? Somewhere, 99.9 percent of your average booger-picking fanboys are prematurely ejaculating over this shit.

Here’s the rest of it. I threw in some lesbian action because sometimes the world isn’t always a bitch.

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Lindsay Lohan Slutty Photoshoot For Muse Magazine

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Nothing says like ‘Thank you Mom and Dad for having fucked my childhood’ than this photo spread of Lilo for Muse magazine. Good Gawd this slut is nasty to the bone! I might have fapped to her shit yesterday but after being mauled by my dick for now putting it on STD watch and a threat to rape me in the ass if I pull that treachery again, I vowed to never get a boner out of anything Lilo.

Click more of the skankery below and hope your dick won’t punish you for this, you sick bitch.

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