Archive for the ‘Spencer Pratt’ Category
Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt’s Wedding Is Fake
01/12/2008 posted in Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Honeymoon, Holly Montag, MTV The Hills, Spencer Pratt by: Mike
I’d hate to rub it in your faces(though I seriously believe I’m rubbing it in no one’s since you’ve already known all along). But I told you so! The Speidi wedding is as authentic as Barbie’s fun bags which in this case are no fun at all. Apparently, everything is fake and that includes whatever happened in their “fake” honeymoon. Don’t find it hard to imagine both of these turd nuggets faking it on their fake wedding night. They’ve been busted when they couldn’t show any marriage certificate to prove that their “marriage” is legit, since Mexico surprisingly has marriage laws.
“Americans who wish to get married in Mexico must first go through a process that takes about five days, according to Mexico’s foreign relations department Web site. They must obtain a health certificate, including blood test results from a local doctor; and provide official translations of legal documents, such as birth certificates.” – Us Weekly
Can anyone not smuggle these two clowns back to the US. The fake wedding photos and videos are out, for the five people who gives a crap. I’d probably watch it if it was a shotgun wedding, where Spencer’s fat head gets blown off.
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Elope In Mexico
25/11/2008 posted in Heidi Montag, Hollywood Gossip, Spencer Pratt by: Mike
Due to some serious Hollywood scoop drought, I am now forced to write about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s little eloping stunt last Thursday in Cabos, San Lucas Mexico. These ‘everyday is photo op day’ clowns has for once tried to steer away from the paparazzi as they reportedly went on a secret ceremony at the One & Only Palmilla Resort. Apparently, the Barbie impersonator’s dad wasn’t informed by dear daughter.
“I would be upset if she got married and didn’t invite me!” [And if the report is true?] “Then we just have to have another wedding here!” -People
They exclusively sold their wedding pictures to Us Weekly and worst case scenario is it will be out on news stands as soon as next week. These two camera hoggers need to stop crawling in the spot light and save a lot of trees from being logged just to rot in magazine stands.
Still reading? Thought I lost you at Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt. Here are their vows taken from their ever reliable pal to free publicity, Perez Hilton.
“Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.” -Pratt
“From the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to marry you. I never knew love existed like this. You have opened my eyes and shown me a new world. Every moment with you is magical and amazing. You are truly my prince charming and dream guy. I love you with all my heart and soul and promise to be the best wife to you every day for the rest of our lives. I can’t wait to see what life brings us. I will always be by your side!” -Montag
While their vows are Hallmark-material, let’s hope they won’t smell the crisp spice of their divorce papers soon.
