Twit and Twat was spotted in Mexico for their fake honeymoon in the middle of all this swine flu crisis. I’m not sure why these assclowns still bother to wear masks when they’re the fuckin’ swine flu but anything to shut their shit-loaded mouths is heaven to all of us. Anyway, for the two people who cares, here are pics of these two douchebags at the beach. I don’t know, maybe it’s just me but do I see borderline cankles on Heidi Hoe?

I’d hate to rub it in your faces(though I seriously believe I’m rubbing it in no one’s since you’ve already known all along). But I told you so! The Speidi wedding is as authentic as Barbie’s fun bags which in this case are no fun at all. Apparently, everything is fake and that includes whatever happened in their “fake” honeymoon. Don’t find it hard to imagine both of these turd nuggets faking it on their fake wedding night. They’ve been busted when they couldn’t show any marriage certificate to prove that their “marriage” is legit, since Mexico surprisingly has marriage laws.

“Americans who wish to get married in Mexico must first go through a process that takes about five days, according to Mexico’s foreign relations department Web site. They must obtain a health certificate, including blood test results from a local doctor; and provide official translations of legal documents, such as birth certificates.” – Us Weekly

Can anyone not smuggle these two clowns back to the US. The fake wedding photos and videos are out, for the five people who gives a crap. I’d probably watch it if it was a shotgun wedding, where Spencer’s fat head gets blown off.