Archive for the ‘Mischa Barton’ Category
Mischa Barton’s Nipples In A See-Through Shirt
13/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Drama Queen, Drug Addicts, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Mischa Barton by: Mike
Fresh from the loony bin, Mischa Barton paraded around town in a see-through top, skirt and a pair of uggs. I mean really, why do girls wear uggs? Whenever I see someone wearing that godawful mess, it makes me want to drown kittens. I dated this chick once and when I finally got her naked, she pulled out her damn uggs from under her bed, wore it and proceeded to give me oral. Dude I swear my meathammer immediately hid between my balls and wouldn’t want to do shit with a pussy in uggs. So I started imagining all kinds of kinky stuff in my head but it was the most awkward moment not even Megan Fox can save. Uggs is my dick’s fuckin’ cryptonite.
Here’s the suicidal chick from the tv series,The OC , strolling the streets and searching the meaning of life. It looks to me that her head’s not the only thing she lost–her bra too.
Mischa Barton’s Cellulitey Ass In A Bikini
23/07/2009 posted in British Celebs, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Mischa Barton, Topless Celebs by: Mike
See that ass cheese right there? Well apparently, that pic and those below is what drove Mischa Barton to get all Amy Wino-like on booze and drugs which led her to a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after a mental breakdown. Naturally like most celebwhore in Hollyweird, she hung out with the wrong pals, and by pals I meant Mr. Meth and Mr. Coke who eventually fucked her system up without lube. People explains more of this fuckery:
“She had a big problem with those photos of her cellulite. … She didn’t like it,” says another source. “That just was something that contributed to her spiraling but she didn’t do much to fix it because of her partying.”
While another friend tells PEOPLE the photos upset the former O.C. star – “[She was] more pissed off than hurt and she complained a lot about that” – she didn’t let them get “to her too much. … I never saw her diet.” -People
Well if there’s one person who should be pissed of, it should be me. I was expecting some wood out of these pics but all I see is cheese crater. Which reminds me, it’s my lunch time.
Mischa Barton’s Titty Slip At Christian Dior Show
27/01/2009 posted in Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Nipples, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Mischa Barton by: Mike
Mischa Barton has taken time out of rehab after she got busted by the police for posession of crack, driving without a license and arrested for DUI last December. This hoe is just one of your regular Wonky McValtrex-in-training celebutards who prefers getting publicity through mugshots and whatever fuckery these skanks are into. Recently, the finger is on her as Joel Madden’s new eye-candy after pics of her and the dickhead flirting and sleazy dancing with each other came out.
Guess whose phone the pics came from? Where there’s sleaziness and bimbosity, count Parasite Hilton in front row! Turns out the whore was at the same party the two fucktards were at. After taking the photos, Wonky didn’t waste any time and sent them to Nicole Richie. Now the bitch got furious ‘coz she’s sick and tired staying at home taking care of their 7-month old baby while the douche is out taking care of his dick flirting at parties. She texted his ass nonstop throughout the night and shit knows what happened when he got home. A random source reliable source says Nicole is still giving the Madden the cold shoulder. Well it won’t be long ’til the cold reaches his balls. And what that shit happens, Barton’s bony ass will be waiting in the wings. Meanwhile, check out these photos of the skank’s slippery tits at a Christian Dior Show.
