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Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami

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Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:

“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”

“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com

I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.

Ring…ring…ring…

Yo yo, my man Chris Brown! Waaaaaaaasssuuup dawg???

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Miranda Kerr Naked In GQ Magazine

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Here’s Miranda Kerr doing the naked thingy for GQ mag. Ya know what, I’m gonna go ahead and quit bein’ a hater today ‘coz I got to admit these shots are fuckin’ hot it makes me want to put a wig and a thong on a fishing rod and pretend it’s her I’m boinking. You should too if you know what’s good for ya.

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Courtney Love Topless For Twitter

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Because Twitter also serves as a fuckin’ portal to things that are horrific and distressful, here’s Courtney Love covering her cokey tits and showing off her trashy 5-dollar hooker tats in Twitter. There should be rules against this kind of skankery.

Though I personally would rather see a pic of an alley rat shitting itself, I’m posting this crap anyway for the zero of you who gives a flying fuck about this zombie whore.

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Lindsay Lohan Slutty Photoshoot For Muse Magazine

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Nothing says like ‘Thank you Mom and Dad for having fucked my childhood’ than this photo spread of Lilo for Muse magazine. Good Gawd this slut is nasty to the bone! I might have fapped to her shit yesterday but after being mauled by my dick for now putting it on STD watch and a threat to rape me in the ass if I pull that treachery again, I vowed to never get a boner out of anything Lilo.

Click more of the skankery below and hope your dick won’t punish you for this, you sick bitch.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass In Muse Magazine

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DO. NOT. WANT.

Just when I thought this pussy trainwreck couldn’t be any more repulsive, here she is with her flapjack ass on the cover of Muse magazine. Who in the flying fuck is giving this boney slut a job? Seriously? The only time I can see her being on the cover of a mag is if it’s Equestrian, and on the obituary page pretty soon if this bitch doesn’t quit strutting the hoe-on-crack stroll.

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