Archive for the ‘Tila Tequila’ Category
Tila Tequila’s Tits Adopting A Baby From Russia
16/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Tila Tequila by: Mike
And it’s this toad again.
Titty Tequila sat her midget ass infront of the computer and ass-fucked Twitter without lube with her evil dwarf-whore retardation:
“- ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have been APPROVED to adopt my own baby boy 2-3 years old from RUSSIA!!!! I will be his Mommy by the end of the year!!
- Im so happy! My Son Jayden is waiting 4 me in Russia! Im going there for 21 days to spend time with him & love him so he knows im his mommy!” -Tila Tequila on Twitter
In other news, Tila Tequila’s body was discovered in blood and shredded to pieces beside a mushroom after a flock of falcons swarmed to have a piece of her. Oh wait, it didn’t happen? Well I’m just saying there’s a possibility there.
Tila Tequila’s Pussy Upskirt
21/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Tila Tequila, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Titty Tequila emits the very essence of subtlety and elegance, here she is giving the paps the finger and making out with her fake fiancee before giving us a whiff of her leprechaun twat.
So for the three people who don’t mind fapping over a herpes-infested punani, click away.
Tila Tequila’s Titty Slip At Snoop Dog’s Release Party
10/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Lesbian Celebs, Tila Tequila, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s the little gremlin trashwhore Titty Tequila with her chewed-up button tits hangin’ out at some event and because it’s time for another famewhoring trickery, she took to her Twitter blog and posted some shit about her being engaged to Johnson&Johnson heiress carpet-muncher Casey Johnson. Us Magazine reports:
“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar! “Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!” she added.
She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.” -Us Magazine
Ya know what, I’m tired of this disease-carrying asian leprechaun and her fuckery. Nobody believes in this shit. Even if she posted something like she’s about to hang herself by her clit inside a cabinet in a motel in Thailand, I still won’t believe that shit. Video or it didn’t happen, you sly trollop.
Tila Tequila To Sue For Leaked Sex Tape
25/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebrity Sex Tapes, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Lesbian Celebs, Nude Celebrities, Tila Tequila, Topless Celebs by: Mike
File this one under ’shit that don’t amuse me’. Didn’t I tell you bitches that it only takes a while ’til this vapid little gremlin pulls out another one of her little attention whoring stunt? She must be hangin’ out with the walking herpes that is Shauna Sand lately ‘coz she’s filing a lawsuit against some imaginary people for stealing her laptop and exposing her sex tapes. TMZ will tell more of this trickery:
“Tila doesn’t know why the video is surfacing now, but she claims it was ripped from a laptop that she reported stolen roughly two years ago — and now she’s threatening to sue the site for posting the clip.
TMZ spoke with Tila’s lawyer, Cyrus Nownejad, who told us, “A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.” -TMZ
Okay i don’t know why she’s making a big deal out of this now but from what I know, her life’s one big sex tape to begin with. Click the rest of the thumbs for some troll porn.
Tila Tequila’s Topless Screenshots From Her Livefeed
23/11/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Sex Tape, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Tila Tequila, cleavage candids by: Mike
In troll news…another day, another plan to get back in the relevancy spotlight, Titty Tequila went balls-deep in outskanking herself by going nude on cam and masturbating in live feed. Jeezus, this hoe has done everything for attention. I mean, her threats in ending her worthless life, allowing her ex-boyfriend to beat her troll-like body and now this? Somebody tell this asian leprechaun her pussy peddling days are over. Meanwhile, Titty Tequila’s ‘leaked’ sex tape in 3…2…1…
