Archive for the ‘Celebrity Couples’ Category
Michelle Bombshell’s Naked Photoshoot
22/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebrity Scandal, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Michelle Bombshell by: Mike
If you follow Hollywood news ‘coz a) you have no life and b) you’re a fat bum who gets off upon hearing latest celebrity homewreck gossip then you may have heard about Sandra Bullock getting cheated on by her douchebag husband Jesse James. If you’re curious as to who he cheated with, wonder no more and believe this shit ‘coz this walking dumpster garbage right here is the one.
Man, he couldn’t look for a more nastier and uglier skank. Ever watched the movie Teeth? It’s A movie about a chick’s punani who has razor sharp teeth that has an appetite for dicks, mincing them to pieces post-intercourse? Well that shit’s pretty much this whore’s vajayjay in real-life except that it’s probably got tentacles in her ass too.
Amber Rose’s Pink Thong In Black Leggings
12/03/2010 posted in Amber Rose, Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, ass candids by: Mike
I figured I haven’t seen Gayfish’s human dildo for a while so here’s the ghetto-loving white skank taking her ass floss for a walk. I’m not gonna start bitchin’ ‘coz I am liking what I see. I mean after seeing this beast of a woman’s badonkers, I’m learning how to shut my damn mouth and see things on a different level.
And by things, it can only mean asses.
Madonna Tongue-ing Her Boyfriend Jesus Luz’s Mouth In Rio
12/02/2010 posted in Celebrity Couples, Hollywood Gossip, Madonna, celeb milfs by: Mike
I know. Nobody needs to this shit. Nobody should witness the crypt-keeper balls-deep on viagra and sucking the youth of this Latino man-gina. But it was seen in the act of it’s evil whore-mongering. Let this be a warning to all you pretty ‘weiner-vender’ boys out there…just imagine it’s maggot-infested tongue fucking the shit out of your mouth and those veiny hands all over your dick ’til all your man juice run dry.
Geezus…I would rather stick my wiener in the meat grinder. True story.
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami
09/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebs in Bikini, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com
I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.
Ring…ring…ring…
Yo yo, my man Chris Brown! Waaaaaaaasssuuup dawg???
Mariah Carey’s Tits At The Golden Globes
22/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Mariah Carey, cleavage candids by: Mike
Hot dang Mariah, how you doin’!
Forget the butterface, her sweet rack is what’s up! I’d motorboat the living shit out of those canon balls without shame. Speaking of shame, check out her bitch slave holding the umbrella for her. Gaaaaay. Dude seriously, let go of that shit. Where the hell did your dignity go? Go pick it up from under your wife’s juicy flapjacks along with your career.
Moving along, Mariah’s funbags at the Golden Globes, gentlemen. Your welcome.
