Archive for the ‘Celebrity Couples’ Category
Madonna Tongue-ing Her Boyfriend Jesus Luz’s Mouth In Rio
12/02/2010 posted in Celebrity Couples, Hollywood Gossip, Madonna, celeb milfs by: Mike
I know. Nobody needs to this shit. Nobody should witness the crypt-keeper balls-deep on viagra and sucking the youth of this Latino man-gina. But it was seen in the act of it’s evil whore-mongering. Let this be a warning to all you pretty ‘weiner-vender’ boys out there…just imagine it’s maggot-infested tongue fucking the shit out of your mouth and those veiny hands all over your dick ’til all your man juice run dry.
Geezus…I would rather stick my wiener in the meat grinder. True story.
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami
09/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebs in Bikini, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com
I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.
Ring…ring…ring…
Yo yo, my man Chris Brown! Waaaaaaaasssuuup dawg???
Mariah Carey’s Tits At The Golden Globes
22/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Mariah Carey, cleavage candids by: Mike
Hot dang Mariah, how you doin’!
Forget the butterface, her sweet rack is what’s up! I’d motorboat the living shit out of those canon balls without shame. Speaking of shame, check out her bitch slave holding the umbrella for her. Gaaaaay. Dude seriously, let go of that shit. Where the hell did your dignity go? Go pick it up from under your wife’s juicy flapjacks along with your career.
Moving along, Mariah’s funbags at the Golden Globes, gentlemen. Your welcome.
Madonna’s Perky Tits At The Beach
21/01/2010 posted in Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Nipples, Hollywood Gossip, Madonna, celeb milfs by: Mike
Having a lovely day? Well here’s one to fuck it up. Apparently, old-timey thinks she can still pop a baby out of her dusty vajayjay ‘coz she’s basically fuckin close friends’ ears about how she wants to have a baby with her 22-year old Brazilian boyfriend Jesus. The Sun will explain more of this crap:
The Queen of Pop – who already has four kids – has consulted doctors about conceiving another child at the age of 51, pals said. Brazilian Jesus, who at 22 is less than half Madge’s age, has told her that becoming a father would be “his greatest adventure”. She is said to have agreed he would make a “fantastic dad” and told friends: “I have endless love in my heart for another child.” -The Sun
Okay I don’t know which horror flick she’s picked this idea from but somebody needs to sit this deluded hag’s ass down and tell her that zombies can’t procreate.
Katy Perry’s Tits Might Be Pregnant
12/01/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Katy Perry, cleavage candids by: Mike
If you’re a sick bastard like me who’s into lactating chicks, then this shit just might be for you. Katy Perry is rumored to have been impregnated by her hairy-ass ogre boyfriend Russel Brand. Jeezus Christ…can you imagine motorbating her cream-filled titties? It’s gonna be a fuckin’ gondola ride in a milk factory.
