Don’t look now, but I think this Shauna whore is exactly what this walking blow-up doll will look look in 5 years.

As much as we are all aware that this skank’s punani is as big as the Grand Canyon, let’s spare ourselves the bullshit of not admitting we won’t skeet skeet skeet our way between those juicy funbags. Now that we’ve gotten that out of our chests, enjoy!

If you haven’t gotten enough of Stephanie Seymour’s slippery tit and it’s flirting ways, here it is spotted once again playing peek-a-boo with the paps at St. Barth’s over the weekend.

Is it just me or does she look like a cross-breed between Helena Christensen and Cindy Crawford? A lot older and a more cellulitey version but equally hot, I ain’t hitting that ass any less.

Because we haven’t seen a pair of hot honkers in a while after my post about the whore clown Lady GagMe, let Audrina Patridge’s sweet tits make it up to you in the old-fashioned way.

Here she is doing the bikini thing for FHM.

In other ‘celebsluts bringin’ the sex in a bikini’ news, here’s Cameron Diaz doing a mediocre job. Sure, she’s got a trainwreck face but her sexy tight body and sweet booty is what’s up. Besides, I can always go ahead and imagine the hot hoe that she was back in her movie The Mask, or she can just wear a mask. Life has many options.

Okay, since I realized I may have gone overboard leaving you in a shockwave of disgust and horror with my last post about the deep-fried cadaver slash walking cancer that is Donatella Versace, here’s calling it quits.

May I present to you…Alessandra Ambrosio at the beach doing the bikini thingy/getting fucked by the ocean pose for Victoria’s Secret.

Ashley Greene’s body-painted tits were the new face for Sobe energy drink and can I just say that Sobe is now officially my new go-to energy drink. I think these marketing bitches has found a clever plan on how to sell their product fast, ‘coz these incredibly sexy shots of Ashley make me hot I may need ten bottles of this shit to quench my thirst.

The Hollywood pussy-peddling milf also known as Sienna Miller took a break from sucking somebody’s husband’s dick to vacay in the beaches of Barbados yesterday. Average face and body but I got to admit, she brings the sexy back in granny bikini.

Somewhere in his Privacy yacht, Tiger Woods is fapping over this white homewrecking goodness.

Tamara Mellons was spotted frolicking at the beach with her melons out. But that’s not the punchline. There is none actually. Because there’s nothing funny about a hoe parading topless at the beach with busted-up tits that looks like a dumpster baby’s chewed-up pacifier.

Listen I have no idea who this is but I heard she’s Christian Slater’s ex-girlfriend. Oh well I guess there’s the punchline.

Because Darth Vader is one horny motherfucker that will not stop, it has found a home between Adrianne Curry’s juicy tits. How fuckin’ classic is this? Somewhere, 99.9 percent of your average booger-picking fanboys are prematurely ejaculating over this shit.

Here’s the rest of it. I threw in some lesbian action because sometimes the world isn’t always a bitch.

Here’s a refreshing change from all the washed-out pussy peddlers i usually post in this site. This hot mamacita’s name is Vida Guerra and judging from the number of vowels in her name, she’s prolly from Mexico or Cuba or whichever latin country where the big busty anal-loving bitches are. I think we can all agree her slamming body is enough reason for her to be here.

That and these pics of her in this month’s issue of Black Men Magazine scream of SEX IN THE ASS all the way!