I know what’s in your head. Who the hell is Amelle Barrabah and why isn’t your pork sword between those cellulitey trunks this second. Screw the rippling waves of fat in her thighs, the real deal here is her tiny close-shaved punani seen in these upskirt pics. Looks like a 12-year old’s, not that I’ve seen one in real life. But I mean I’ve seen 12 yr old spider monkeys vajayjays on Nat Geo.

Oh what’s that? It doesn’t count? Okay maybe not but my point is it’s true that–good gawd look at the girth of that trunk! You know what they say, good things come in big packages…or am I just talking about my penis?

Don’t look now, but I think this Shauna whore is exactly what this walking blow-up doll will look look in 5 years.

As much as we are all aware that this skank’s punani is as big as the Grand Canyon, let’s spare ourselves the bullshit of not admitting we won’t skeet skeet skeet our way between those juicy funbags. Now that we’ve gotten that out of our chests, enjoy!

If you haven’t gotten enough of Stephanie Seymour’s slippery tit and it’s flirting ways, here it is spotted once again playing peek-a-boo with the paps at St. Barth’s over the weekend.

Is it just me or does she look like a cross-breed between Helena Christensen and Cindy Crawford? A lot older and a more cellulitey version but equally hot, I ain’t hitting that ass any less.

Sweet bouncing butt nuggets! I always suspected Kim Kardashian’s ass has a mind of it’s own. It also know it’s a better tease than the bitch so here they are doing the bikini thing on a yacht in Florida in these pics.  Now if you may excuse me, I have a keyboard to clean…damn that one’s a shitload momma!

Realizing her punani needs a holiday from hosting too much married cocks, she decided to hit the beach while ditching her top. Click the thumbs below for more Sienna goodness.

I know right? Who the hell is Kelly Landry? Well, apparently she’s a celebrity and perhaps after seeing these close-up shots of her bending over with her sweet, borderline black chick ass in the air in Miami you’d give an anal fuck about her as much as I do now.

Ooh la la…will ‘ya take a look at that sweet ass. That’s what I’m talkin’ about momma! Listen, if you don’t have enough reason already why you should stalk Adrianne Curry until she agrees to be your wife, this right here is reason #812. Okay, you need another one? Click on the first thumb below.

Because you got to admit fucker, every guy wants a human pretzel in bed.

I figured I haven’t seen Gayfish’s human dildo for a while so here’s the ghetto-loving white skank taking her ass floss for a walk. I’m not gonna start bitchin’ ‘coz I am liking what I see. I mean after seeing this beast of a woman’s badonkers, I’m learning how to shut my damn mouth and see things on a different level.

And by things, it can only mean asses.

Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!

…you don’t say…Xenu?

I’m not sure what the deal is with Chris Brown’s ex-punching bag but it seems like she’s really embracing her ‘animalistic’ side, and I don’t mean it in a dirty way. Look I have tried hard enough to resist making a single racist joke about her but Jeezus christ the bitch sure is asking for it–without the lube.

Here she is at some event looking like a spider monkey with a bad hair dye. If you’re not convinced, then perhaps THIS will put my point across.