Archive for the ‘Celebrity Ass Candids’ Category
Coco’s Monster Ass In Twitter
11/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Coco, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Gotttt damn! My computer almost crashed because of the magnitude of this bitch’s ass. But screw her ass(in more than the literal form of the word), the real deal here is the face in the mirror. Seriously hoe…what the hell are you??? The ass is not from this world and the face is transforming to match the rest of her gawdamn body!
…you don’t say…Xenu?
Rihanna’s Tits In A Green Pantsuit At The Echo Awards
10/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Rihanna, ass candids, cleavage candids by: Mike
I’m not sure what the deal is with Chris Brown’s ex-punching bag but it seems like she’s really embracing her ‘animalistic’ side, and I don’t mean it in a dirty way. Look I have tried hard enough to resist making a single racist joke about her but Jeezus christ the bitch sure is asking for it–without the lube.
Here she is at some event looking like a spider monkey with a bad hair dye. If you’re not convinced, then perhaps THIS will put my point across.
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s
09/03/2010 posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.
I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.
Lady Gaga’s Side-Boobs At Her Concert In Liverpool Arena
26/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, British Celebs, Celebrity Ass Candids, Lady Gaga, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Lady GagMe is like your annoying uncle who won’t stop trying to fuck you when you were a kid (wait what?), here she is in all her sagging glory at her concert in Liverpool arena. I am so over being disgusted and offended by this bitch that I don’t know what to make of these shots anymore except of the fact that I’d still WON’T HIT IT!
Ke$ha’s Boney Ass Upskirt
26/02/2010 posted in British Celebs, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Upskirts, Ke$ha by: Mike
Do. Not. Want.
File this one under ’shit that don’t really matter’. I honestly don’t know the reason behind this boney whore’s fame. She’s ugly as fuck and looks like a younger version of Courtney Love. I don’t know what the big deal is but I do know one thing she doesn’t have. A damn ass.
It sure didn’t stop the paps from maneuvering their shit to catch a glimpse of it, did it? Here are the outtakes if you give a rat’s ass. Ironically, a rat’s ass would’ve been more interesting to see.
