Archive for the ‘Celebrities in Skirts’ Category
Kate Moss’ Nipple Slip In A Black Dress
18/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kate Moss, celeb milfs by: Mike
For the five people who still care about Kate Moss’ tits, here’s her titty slip part 276,348,920. I mean I get that you live by the rule that ‘any nipple is worth a fuckin show’ so this shit’s for you. This could work for me too but her coke belly is pretty much ruining my concentration so yeah…enjoy.
Jessica Simpson’s Pussy Upskirt
15/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Upskirts, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jessica Simpson by: Mike
Holy beef jerky! Whatever that thing is, I’m sure it tastes nothing like it. It’s been a while I haven’t posted any crap about Dumbo Simpson but I knew in my black heart that it would only take another classy car exit before I would. Remember the freak from Smashing Pumpkins? Ok, you’re right they all are. The one that looks like a cross breed of Freddy Kruger and Verne Troyer? Well believe it or not, he’s hittin’ that pic above at present. E! reports:
It seems Jessica Simpson is now looking to make beautiful music with Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan. What reportedly started off as a mere crush has turned into something a whole lot more.
“She has fallen hard and is smitten,” a source tells E! News of Jessica, adding that both she and 42-year-old Billy consider themselves “officially dating.” -E!
And by ‘officialy dating’, it means rubbing each other’s privates. I totally believe this. Knowing Dumbo Simpson’s level of thinking, she prolly thinks he’s one giant walking dildo.
Paris Hilton’s Almost Upskirt At Macy’s In L.A.
14/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Upskirts, Drama Queen, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton by: Mike
Because it’s the spirit of herpes Christmas, Parasite Hilton slipped her lanky mantis-like body in a Skanky Claus outfit yesterday at Macy’s in L.A. I take it her tool of a boyfriend finally took a breather from her disease-ridden ass ‘coz here she is trying to score a dick to land on her lap. Sneaky motherfucker!
Tila Tequila’s Titty Slip At Snoop Dog’s Release Party
10/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Hollywood Gossip, Lesbian Celebs, Tila Tequila, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s the little gremlin trashwhore Titty Tequila with her chewed-up button tits hangin’ out at some event and because it’s time for another famewhoring trickery, she took to her Twitter blog and posted some shit about her being engaged to Johnson&Johnson heiress carpet-muncher Casey Johnson. Us Magazine reports:
“This is exclusive and going to be all over the news tomorrow, but because I love you guys so much, we are giving you the exclusive first — Tila army fans — tonight, my girlfriend has asked me to marry her!”
She then flashed a ring, which she said is a “17-carat diamond ring from my baby. It’s so fat you can’t even see it! So yeah, my baby got me this 17-carat ring. My baby takes care of me. Beat that J.Lo! Beat that Khloe and Lamar! “Casey Johnson and Miss Tila Tequila are officially engaged. Woo!” she added.
She insisted the ring is “not fake, because my baby is a f****** baller. She’s a billionaire! She’s the heiress of Johnson and Johnson. Anyway, we are going to make love tonight for our honeymoon.” -Us Magazine
Ya know what, I’m tired of this disease-carrying asian leprechaun and her fuckery. Nobody believes in this shit. Even if she posted something like she’s about to hang herself by her clit inside a cabinet in a motel in Thailand, I still won’t believe that shit. Video or it didn’t happen, you sly trollop.
Lindsay Lohan Slutty Photoshoot For Muse Magazine
09/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Skirts, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebrity Nipples, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs without Underwear, Desperate Celebrities, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Nothing says like ‘Thank you Mom and Dad for having fucked my childhood’ than this photo spread of Lilo for Muse magazine. Good Gawd this slut is nasty to the bone! I might have fapped to her shit yesterday but after being mauled by my dick for now putting it on STD watch and a threat to rape me in the ass if I pull that treachery again, I vowed to never get a boner out of anything Lilo.
Click more of the skankery below and hope your dick won’t punish you for this, you sick bitch.
