In other upskirt whoring news, The Sunday’s Frankie Sandford decided that it was time for another one of her punani-flashing moments and naturally the paps being the true-blooded pervs that they are were there to capture the beautiful moment right on time. Close-ups below.

I know what’s in your head. Who the hell is Amelle Barrabah and why isn’t your pork sword between those cellulitey trunks this second. Screw the rippling waves of fat in her thighs, the real deal here is her tiny close-shaved punani seen in these upskirt pics. Looks like a 12-year old’s, not that I’ve seen one in real life. But I mean I’ve seen 12 yr old spider monkeys vajayjays on Nat Geo.

Oh what’s that? It doesn’t count? Okay maybe not but my point is it’s true that–good gawd look at the girth of that trunk! You know what they say, good things come in big packages…or am I just talking about my penis?

These shots of a drunk-off-her-ass Lindsay Hoehan falling down face first on the ground probably to sniff a pack of coke someone dropped are totally priceless. How can anyone look at this garbage without being reminded of their boozing limits?

Although in her defense, this is just her in her natural habitat. Drunk or not, this cokewhore is always on her knees.

As if you haven’t seen enough already of this trashy whore’s chumbawambas, here they are again getting a little sun exposure in front of the paps.

Here’s Katie Price showing those other bitches the right way to wear a girdle top thingy or whatever it is these sluts wear to get eye-ball fucked.

I’ve always thought this Taylor Swift chick was funny-looking. The creepy alien-like eyes and chicken legs ain’t helping either so it remains a mystery to me why she’s pretty famous ‘coz she’ll always be some country singer chick who got owned by Gayfish West in the MTV Awards to me.

Well that, and the boring hoe who wore boner-killer granny panties at a concert one.

Geezus…why does this annoying trash keep promoting shit? For the hundredth time, we don’t want your garbage. Her perfume probably smells like her ass crack after getting gang-banged by a group of black dudes anyway so forget it.

However her tits is a merciless bitch when it comes to marketing so just so we’re clear here, I’ll only sample that crap from her titties…and it better smell like cheeseburgers!

There comes a day when a celeb whore is in no mood to flash her beef jerky to the paps. Bai Ling was having one of those days yesterday so while getting out of the car, she decided to cover her crotch with her hand but guess who was in the mood for some exposure? Thaaaat’s right.

Here’s the slippery little critter getting the best out of the situation.

Do. Not. Want.

File this one under ’shit that don’t really matter’. I honestly don’t know the reason behind this boney whore’s fame. She’s ugly as fuck and looks like a younger version of Courtney Love. I don’t know what the big deal is but I do know one thing she doesn’t have. A damn ass.

It sure didn’t stop the paps from maneuvering their shit to catch a glimpse of it, did it? Here are the outtakes if you give a rat’s ass.  Ironically, a rat’s ass would’ve been more interesting to see.

Ah yes. Ofcourse. Do we seriously need a story behind this shit? Exactly.

Panty shots. Thumbs. ‘Ya’ll know the ropes.

Here’s Lindsay Blowhan putting ‘looking rough around the edges’ on a whole new level. Damn. Seriously, I wanna know who the dumb fucks are who keeps giving this $2 gutter hooker a job. What kind of publicity are those sick SOBs are looking for? Even the porn industry thinks she looks too beat for their shit.