Archive for the ‘Celebrities in Bikini’ Category
Bar Rafaeli’s Got A Man Between Her Legs
24/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Bar Rafaeli, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
Ha! You fell for it! C’mon fellas, there’s no way you’ll ever catch this Israeli bombshell getting filled up for real by some butt-nugget from the reality show Jershey Shore called ‘ Mike The Situation”. Not only because no one can possibly fuck a tool who wants to be known to the world by that name but because her punani and my pork sword are meant to be together someday. Not unless she’s a cheating whore. Wait, why do I say whore like it’s a bad thing? Ahh I’m a weirdo.
Below is Bar’s ass in a hot bikini. Just because.
Pamela Anderson’s Titties At Richie Rich Fashion Show
19/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
What’s a surefire way to make a classy fashion event turn into a ghetto strip show? Put Methface in it! Because no night is ever spared without witnessing her tits, here they are in all their sagging glory at the Richie Rich Fashion Show in NYC. Whatever. I’d still motorboat and fuck those things. Gawd I love whores…
Bar Rafaeli’s Topless In A Bikini For 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
11/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Bar Rafaeli, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Here’s Bar Rafaeli’s ridiculously hot badonkadonk doing the bikini thing once again for 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit mag, giving us a hard-on over something we can’t ever stick our pathetic weiners in and giving us enough reason to continue to fight for Isreal.
And can I just say this? Screw you Leonardo DiCarpio! You have only Titanic to thank for, you lucky bastard.
Lindsay Lohan’s Tits In A Black Bikini In Miami
09/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Drug Habbits, Celebrity Lesbian Scens, Celebs in Bikini, Lesbian Celebs, Lindsay Lohan, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because Lindsay Hoehan has a face that only coke and a bottle of Redbull could love, it’s not a surprise when a few magazine headlines queef out reports on lesbo domestic violence between her and the cunt-faced carpet muncher other known as SamRo. Like Radar Online, for instance:
“One time I saw her [Lindsay] and she had a large welt on her head,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She told me that Sam beat the (bleep) out of her. “She also said that Sam even punched and choked her one time.”
“It’s so twisted. They’re not together, but they are,” said the source. “I never thought I’d ever say this, but I really do feel sorry for Lindsay. She is just lost. She’s alone. She has no friends to turn to.” -RadarOnline.com
I mean c’mon now. Can you blame a bulldyke for bitch-slapping this cokewhore? We fuckin’ approve! If anything, this SamRo person should cut the dj’ing and focus more on honing her mauling skills. Okay let me just do this, I know exactly the right person for this gig.
Ring…ring…ring…
Yo yo, my man Chris Brown! Waaaaaaaasssuuup dawg???
Jennifer Aniston’s Ass In A Bikini In Mexico
09/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Jennifer Aniston, Nipple Slips, cleavage candids by: Mike
Jennifer Aniston took a break from casting voo-doo spells on Brad Pitt in her attic to take her sweet ass out for some sun. Here she is attempting the Jessica Alba pose in a sexy pink bikini at Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Not as hot but that juicy oiled ass clearly asking for some hard pounding is definitely doing all kinds of hypnotic shit to me.
I threw in some pics of her titty slip, might want to squint your eyes since it’s all pixelated and stuff. If all else fails, now’s the best time to use your imagination, fucker.
