Archive for the ‘Kim Kardashian’ Category
Kim Kardashian’s Ass In A Bikini On A Yacht
22/03/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, ass candids, cleavage candids by: Mike
Sweet bouncing butt nuggets! I always suspected Kim Kardashian’s ass has a mind of it’s own. It also know it’s a better tease than the bitch so here they are doing the bikini thing on a yacht in Florida in these pics. Now if you may excuse me, I have a keyboard to clean…damn that one’s a shitload momma!
Kim Kardashian Fellating A Salad For Carl’s Jr.
23/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Here’s the anal-loving no-talent whore other known as Kim KardASShian fellating a bowl of salad in the latest commercial for Carl’s Jr. Smooth move on the advertising crew’s part, they knew exactly what to do to make her whore out their new product in the most convincing way. Spread semen-looking stuff all over the salad and the bitch will perform.
I would have thrown a black cock in the bowl though and it would look more natural. I mean there’s got to be a racial salad-tossing punchline somewhere that people would totally appeal to.
Kim Kardashian In A Bikini With An Ogre
03/12/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Desperate Celebrities, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Now that we’re back to stuff that are pretty much worthless, here are some pics of Kim KardASShian looking like your friendly Sims neighborhood gutter hooker with an Ogre in a bikini beside her. I must say her handler did a fantastic job taming this beast. In these pics, you can tell in her blood-thirsty eyes she’s ready to rip the hell out of Kim’s head if not for the pig carcass the crew was waving beside the camera.
Kim Kardashian Goes Blonde
12/08/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Okay, I gotta admit when I first saw these pics of Kim Kardashian, I thought it was Beyonce who just happened to trip and fell head first in a bucket of light brown paint while shaking her badokandonk. Turns out it’s Kim after all. Ofcourse. Why not? Any chick who just recently got her massive ass dumped by her boyfriend should start finding ways to forget anything that reminds her of him.
And since this is Kim KardASShian we’re talking about here who’s got brains as big as Verne Troyer’s toilet bowl, she decided to say fuck it to anything black. I don’t know, maybe she got tired of looking at the mirror every morning and going apeshit seeing her black hair. ‘Ya know–’coz it’s black? Ha! Lame line but you can be sure it stays. Ok wait, does this mean she’s finally giving my pale ass a chance? In that case, all you ass-loving white basterds better take out your flags and wave it in the air! Sonofabitch Phil, cover yourself up! I wasn’t referring to your damn weiner!
Here’s Kim KardAsshian looking all cleavagey in a sexy white dress at the Teen’s Choice Awards.
Kim Kardashian In Loose Shirt And Baggy Jeans
31/07/2009 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrity Couples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Desperate Celebrities, Drama Queen, Hollywood Gossip, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Kim Kardashian, cleavage candids by: Mike
Wait a minute. Didn’t this slut just get her ass dumped two days ago by her long-time sex machine of a boyfriend, Reggie Bush? Then can somebody tell me as to why the fuckity fuck she’s wearing his baggy jeans? Man, I thought I already had a chance. I went black for her and thought I would never go back but she’s really playing with my feelings here.
Oh wait, don’t tell me she got a new guy motorboating her monster ass…MC Hammer???
Oh no she didn’t!
Oh yes she did.
God Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!
