Archive for the ‘Celebrities in Bikini’ Category
Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass In A Bikini At St. Barth’s
09/03/2010 posted in Alessandra Ambrosio, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, ass candids, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
Because I’m a horny motherfucker who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the Oscars except when there’s titty slips and pussy uspkirts involved which unfortunately didn’t happen, let me focus on stuff that actually matters. Like Alessandra Amborosio’s doo-doo for example.
I know I’ve said it and I’m gonna say it again, I’m not a fan of chicks who reminds me of the malnourished skinned chickens hung and lined up at our local Chinese butcher shop but this evil bitch is basically asking for a butt fuck and as someone with a peen, we are not accustomed to say no to opportunities that gives said peen a taste of the forbidden hole. So here’s Alessandra bent over in a pink bikini. Because she can.
Audrina Patridge In A Bikini For FHM
03/03/2010 posted in Audrina Patridge, Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Barefoots, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Because we haven’t seen a pair of hot honkers in a while after my post about the whore clown Lady GagMe, let Audrina Patridge’s sweet tits make it up to you in the old-fashioned way.
Here she is doing the bikini thing for FHM.
Bar Rafaeli’s Got A Man Between Her Legs
24/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Bar Rafaeli, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, cleavage candids by: Mike
Ha! You fell for it! C’mon fellas, there’s no way you’ll ever catch this Israeli bombshell getting filled up for real by some butt-nugget from the reality show Jershey Shore called ‘ Mike The Situation”. Not only because no one can possibly fuck a tool who wants to be known to the world by that name but because her punani and my pork sword are meant to be together someday. Not unless she’s a cheating whore. Wait, why do I say whore like it’s a bad thing? Ahh I’m a weirdo.
Below is Bar’s ass in a hot bikini. Just because.
Pamela Anderson’s Titties At Richie Rich Fashion Show
19/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits, Paris Hilton, celeb milfs, cleavage candids by: Mike
What’s a surefire way to make a classy fashion event turn into a ghetto strip show? Put Methface in it! Because no night is ever spared without witnessing her tits, here they are in all their sagging glory at the Richie Rich Fashion Show in NYC. Whatever. I’d still motorboat and fuck those things. Gawd I love whores…
Bar Rafaeli’s Topless In A Bikini For 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
11/02/2010 posted in Babe Of The Day, Bar Rafaeli, Celebrities in Bikini, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Celebs in Bikini, Celebs without Underwear, Hot Chicks Perfect Tits by: Mike
Here’s Bar Rafaeli’s ridiculously hot badonkadonk doing the bikini thing once again for 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit mag, giving us a hard-on over something we can’t ever stick our pathetic weiners in and giving us enough reason to continue to fight for Isreal.
And can I just say this? Screw you Leonardo DiCarpio! You have only Titanic to thank for, you lucky bastard.
