Archive for the ‘celeb milfs’ Category
Pamela Anderson Is Old And Forgetful
08/12/2008 posted in Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebs in Hotpants, Pamela Anderson, celeb milfs by: Mike
Newsflash: MILF escaped from porn zoo! Maaaaan, this crack whore is soooo skanky you can smell it right from your computer! Guess when you’re old like my grandma you forget about the necessities in life. Pamela Anderson’s pants in another episode of boycott. Seriously, if I was zapped into Pam’s knickers I’d stay away from her nasty ass as much as I can. There’s no escaping the supermassive blackhole from wiping out whatever’s on it’s way–Fred Durst reportedly got pulled right in and barely escaped through Kid Rock’s midget peephole. She tries to distract us by wearing a fugly hat. Nice try Pam, nice try. Your old hoochie tricks has stopped working 40 years ago. Therefore, please leave our lives! Celebcop fact: Did you guys know that 88% of amnesia patients are porn stars and MILFs? They live and dress like 18 when they’re fuckin 50 already!
Check out this skankwhore being in a selfish state. Jesus Pam, can’t you be more considerate? Even from the back view, I wouldn’t hit that nasty sagging ass!
Gerri Halliwell’s Ass Spices Up The Red Carpet
01/12/2008 posted in British Celebs, Celebrity Ass Candids, Celebrity Photoshoots, Celebs without Underwear, Geri Halliwell, celeb milfs by: Mike
Sugar and spice and everything slutty. That’s what the former Spice babe Geri Halliwell was made of at the 13th Annual British Academy Children’s Awards teaching little kids how to Go Commando when she wore a ruffled red dress exposing her ginger buns. She’s taken a stroll on the path of other celeb-turned-authors like material girl Madonna and Wicky Wicky Wild Will Smith when she wrote a children’s book where two of the main characters are basically her and former Spice mate Victoria. I’ve always thought their cheeky group was all just a bunch of girls with tits and ass bouncing around. Good to know that there are actually celebrities who know how to read and write and that some still show some nasty ass on the red carpet.
Spice up(sort of) your day with a whiff of Geri Halliwell’s ass in these photos.
Salma hayek’s breastfeeding addiction
21/11/2008 posted in Celebrity Nipples, Celebs Id Like To Fuck, Salma Hayek, celeb milfs by: Mike
Salma Hayek may soon need to be rehabilitated if she doesn’t quit her breastfeeding mania and might as well be the next celeb promoter for the “Got milk?” ad. When that happens , you can just imagine a pack of sick fucks lining up outside the rehab gates asking for a free taste. No doubt every man’s favourite MILF, she admits her addiction to breastfeeding stops at nothing.
“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.” – News Au”
In these photos, Salma Hayek looks absolutely hot looking like a milkmaid(can’t get more ironic than that) in an interview together with German race car driver Sebastian Vettel and German fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld. Notice how the designer peeks at her goodies from those specs. What can we say the sunglasses trick is a classic.
